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Maddie Died And Went To Cryptids

Billy Joel: you know i run with a dangerous crowd
Me, trying not to crack up: i did not know that billy joel

@picklemaddierix billy joel has a bunch of friends who look exactly like him but wear leather jackets and wear dark sunglasses inside.

@Tasnyx @picklemaddierix he says they're dangerous because one of them smokes and the other doesn't wear knee pads when they go out driving in their expensive old man cars

@picklemaddierix billy joel is up at 5am bashing mailboxes with a baseball bat with rod stewart

@BestGirlGrace thank you! i was inspired to write this by a billy joel song

@picklemaddierix they like to hang out in the school building long after the reunion to sing songs in the bathroom...as the janitor wishes they would leave so he can go home