Billy Joel: you know i run with a dangerous crowd
Me, trying not to crack up: i did not know that billy joel
@picklemaddierix billy joel has a bunch of friends who look exactly like him but wear leather jackets and wear dark sunglasses inside.
@Tasnyx @picklemaddierix he says they're dangerous because one of them smokes and the other doesn't wear knee pads when they go out driving in their expensive old man cars
@Tasnyx @picklemaddierix premium toot, absolutely top shelf
@picklemaddierix billy joel is up at 5am bashing mailboxes with a baseball bat with rod stewart
@picklemaddierix you talkin shit about my boy Billy?
@picklemaddierix Back off! Billy Joel is fuckin awesome
@picklemaddierix lmaoooo this is cracking me up so hard
@picklemaddierix this is a really good toot, Maddie
@BestGirlGrace thank you! i was inspired to write this by a billy joel song
@picklemaddierix The creative process is as rewarding as it is mysterious indeed
@picklemaddierix I love this toot
@picklemaddierix yeah this remains great
@picklemaddierix they like to hang out in the school building long after the reunion to sing songs in the bathroom...as the janitor wishes they would leave so he can go home