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while you were studying the blade i was also studying the blade. we were in the same blade class

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jk rowling announces that the wizards could stop global warming but choose not to

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friend zone. a zone filled with friends. i would love to go to there

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what if frankenstein's monster went to school and got a doctorate. what the fuck then

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COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What

the problem with subtoots is unless they're super obvious I never can be sure of who it's about. like "you're cute and i love you". that might be about me. i'm cute and I love me but I'm also "very cool and funny". oh this one says "i love your 6 pet monkeys" that could be me but how'd they know about the monkeys

i dont know how you put up with that fucking bee

i think its cool that your friends with shadow the hedgehog

i respect how you feel like all the world's gems are yours to keep

i like how you are a bat with boobs who collects jewels

if you like this i will subtoot a sonic the hedgehog character

i just did persona's final smash and my switch is frozen on the killscreen

Since it seems like they're giving everyone a star wars thing I just want to say my next 3 months are looking very open if anyone wants to give me a star wars ip to write

sometimes I wonder what plot points in my life I'm foreshadowing

George Lucas: what I was thinking is, a guy no one knows about will tell one of the main characters to buy a death stick from him
Exec: that's cool George what do death sticks do
George Lucas: well I was mostly thinking that they would kill you i hadn't thought of much else
Exec: yeah that works for me

"normally i dont care for tropes" well then i got some bad news for you about every single story ya fucking youtuber

Don't mean to rush any couples, but if you get married this Saturday, your 50th anniversary will land on 4/20/69

i feel like this is the logical end point of a certain type of film youtuber

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