Maddie Kong @picklemaddierix@deadinsi.de

while you were studying the blade i was also studying the blade. we were in the same blade class

jk rowling announces that the wizards could stop global warming but choose not to

friend zone. a zone filled with friends. i would love to go to there

what if frankenstein's monster went to school and got a doctorate. what the fuck then

COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What

remember when we all thought Spider-Man Far From Home was going to be a fun outer space adventure but then it turned out he's just going on a class trip to Europe

happy fathers day to every dad who wants to fuck hanny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLf9q36UsBk

this is a good song

these beginners makeup videos are too advanced for me

doing some makeup research

i like how every positive review of toy story 4 is some version of "it isnt as shameless a cashgrab as you're expecting"

Diddy Kong Episode 1 Racer

nobody:
an 8-year-old boy: i wanna cut off barney's head

reading some barney the dinosaur fan theories