#maddie, your 11-year-old nephew's favorite poster,trans, 27, she/her
jk rowling announces that the wizards could stop global warming but choose not to
i would never delete the internet using a comically oversized magnet. i simply would not do it. how would i even pick it up
friend zone. a zone filled with friends. i would love to go to there
what if frankenstein's monster went to school and got a doctorate. what the fuck then
COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!GOD: Who The Hell Is ThatANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy sceneGOD: What
me: honey, I'm home
honey: [does not speak, for it is honey]
All cis men are just different evolutionary stages of Bryce Youngquist.
I just remembered I had this likely robo-generated image I found on a spam website saved and I'm having whiplash looking at it
@picklemaddierix what the hell I'm pro global warming now?
we need to think about the world that we're leaving young sheldon
get someone who looks at you the way h bomberguy looks at zach snyder movies
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Maddie 3: The Search For Maddie's Gold
sometimes when your having trouble with something, it helps to take a deep breath, stand back for five seconds, and then hit strong punch in order to use your Psycho Crusher attack
Twitter: everyone is mad and I don't know why so I guess I'm going to be mad tooMastodon: everyone is talking about dildos and I don't know why so I guess I'm going to talk about dildos too
I really gotta stop saying "I'm the judge, jury, and executioner, pal" to my grandma. she's a very kind woman and doesn't deserve this
Maddie 2: Revenge Of Maddie
i should transition
there does not appear to be many gay people on this website
any gay people on this website?
@picklemaddierix @sapphicsara nothin git whats a with you??
there's always someone with casual nemesis energy. Someone you can't manage to have a conversation with without coming off as weird. A coworker that thinks ur hobbies are wack
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