scatgirl maddie @picklemaddierix@deadinsi.de

jk rowling announces that the wizards could stop global warming but choose not to

i would never delete the internet using a comically oversized magnet. i simply would not do it. how would i even pick it up

friend zone. a zone filled with friends. i would love to go to there

what if frankenstein's monster went to school and got a doctorate. what the fuck then

COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What

we need to think about the world that we're leaving young sheldon

get someone who looks at you the way h bomberguy looks at zach snyder movies

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Maddie 3: The Search For Maddie's Gold

sometimes when your having trouble with something, it helps to take a deep breath, stand back for five seconds, and then hit strong punch in order to use your Psycho Crusher attack

Maddie 2: Revenge Of Maddie

i should transition

there does not appear to be many gay people on this website

any gay people on this website?

#eleanor