Maddie Died And Went To Cryptids @picklemaddierix@deadinsi.de
#maddie, your 11-year-old nephew's favorite poster,the only person Brooko is nice to, was briefly a touring member of Le Tigre,trans, 28, she/her
Joined Oct 2018
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Women are the Wario version of Men
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antifa dumped a a bowl of lucky charms on my head in what i believe was an attempt to place a "leprechaun's curse" on me
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while you were studying the blade i was also studying the blade. we were in the same blade class
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COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What
hope yall are doing ok
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gonna be @Picklemaddierix now it may seem spooky but it is my home now
gonna be @Picklemaddierix now it may seem spooky but it is my home now
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nothing's felt right since i spilled that spaghetti on the floor
is anybody streaming today
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@citrustwee I'm gonna unmod you
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SORA: Goofy, Donald, hurry up!! We've gotta get the Heart Crumbles and form Kingdom Hearts 3
GOOFY: Gawrsh, I think I'm just gonna do a workout. You know, like that old cartoon where I work out
SORA: You old fuck. Nobody gives a shit about your past glory, lives are at stake. Get over yourself for long enough to consider the stakes here
DONALD: Anyone here smoke weed
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imagine if you found an egg on a park bench and you took it home and put it under your pillow and the next day there was a human baby
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the robot in blade runner died because it was raining at the end. it’s bad for the electric
i've seen things you people would believe. a pool, towels, a diving board, other pool stuff,
if i were a replicant i would simply go to the pool because your not allowed to blade run around the pool
if they made tiny tunes they should make large tunes
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@gayalien @Bryanne @larrydavis @taweret @picklemaddierix tiny toons out here looking like a cousin
looking forward to Mastodon Babies, the spinoff series where we are all babies
living for these looney tunes/tiny tunes debates in my mentions right now
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Remake of breaking bad where it's set in the 1950s and everything is exactly the same except everyone has a transatlantic accent and says shit like "The federalès are hot on our tailfeather! We gotta twenty-three skidoo!""
i dont think jj is going to do a good job on episode IX but i cant stop looking at that new poster and feeling nerd excitement
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@picklemaddierix i accidentally imagined the yoshi's island theme instead and honestly that would also be excellent
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Cheer up, Ozymandias. Why don't you turn that sneer of cold command upside down sweetie
only 90s kids will remember the birth of all species
#maddie, your 11-year-old nephew's favorite poster,the only person Brooko is nice to, was briefly a touring member of Le Tigre,trans, 28, she/her
Joined Oct 2018
