the cute girl from the hashtag,trans, 27, she/her
friend zone. a zone filled with friends. i would love to go to there
if oasis could convince themselves that they were as good as the beatles just by pretending to be the beatles then theres no reason why you cant believe in yourself
what if frankenstein's monster went to school and got a doctorate. what the fuck then
COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!GOD: Who The Hell Is ThatANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy sceneGOD: What
if Jesus were alive today replublicans would hate him for being a furry
mastodon achievement: get eugen to follow you, and then unfollow him
feel like pure shit just want him back
i hate that this has almost 100 favorites and i left a typo in it that makes it sound like girls cant remember how to fish
all the worlds gems are mine to keep
im rouge the bat
if i ever die please shitpost about it
🎵 its been a long daywithout you my friendand i'll tell you all about itwhen i see you in hell
Hearing Eddie Deezen's voice come out of a semi-realistic child turned out to be the most unnerving part of Polar Express somehow.
sorry i cant leave the house. i am too thick, and too sad.
i would like to thank mark zuckerburg for inventing sandles
the communist manifesto and harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban are literally the same thing
Turns out all that propaganda about capitalism our parents and grandparents grew up with might have had some ill effects on our culture.
The 2 best things to come out of iceland are Björk and this video https://youtu.be/sYqMeT5aPRU
"describe yourself in three words"
imagine taking one of those horny reply girls begging to suck your beans
@ girls..i'm single
No Nazis. No Fascists. No bigotry. Listen and be excellent to each other.