what is maddie. what is this @picklemaddierix@deadinsi.de

friend zone. a zone filled with friends. i would love to go to there

if oasis could convince themselves that they were as good as the beatles just by pretending to be the beatles then theres no reason why you cant believe in yourself

what if frankenstein's monster went to school and got a doctorate. what the fuck then

COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What

if Jesus were alive today replublicans would hate him for being a furry

feel like pure shit just want him back

i hate that this has almost 100 favorites and i left a typo in it that makes it sound like girls cant remember how to fish

all the worlds gems are mine to keep

im rouge the bat

🎵 its been a long day
without you my friend
and i'll tell you all about it
when i see you in hell

i would like to thank mark zuckerburg for inventing sandles

g morning