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Snake - new family member! 

We now have a snek frend in our household and isn't she adorable! She's an Albino Enchi morph Royal Python and about 2 years old. She's settling in to her new home at the moment :awwwblob:

No name yet but we're thinking about it!

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We were listening to Little Mix and my girlfriend said I'm the Little Mx :blobpout:

this is a reminder to polyam people (or anyone else) who use a shared/google calendar to arrange things with your polycules/metamours to check who you're allowing to share it

there are definitely quite a few things that seemed cool or good before covid that really don't anymore

How much of a data hoarder are you?

am i depressed or am i just over-caffeinated or hungry or under-caffeinated or got too little sleep or got too much sleep or too hot or

so.. noone got an emergency alert then? nothing on twitter and noone I know heard it?

well I know what the emergency alert would sound like now as I accidentally hit the "hear a sample" option on my phone while checking what settings you can change 😅

i always thought the whole "now and again everyone's phone does a really loud siren you cannot mute or disable to tell you that there's a missing person or heavy rain that might make the roads slippery" that you apparently get in the US sounded like hell, but i guess the UK government wants to start doing it too for some reason

UK PSA: there'll be a test of an emergency alert system today between 1 and 2 pm. Android devices may get a test alert and "make a loud siren-like sound" as part of this.

Thing that would make mastodon even better than twitter, a profile view that just shows the person's original posts without boosts, nothing is more annoying than trying to find a post you remember someone making and having to wade through all their boosts/RTs that you had muted on your home timeline

Since this did such numbers on birdsite:

Five or so years ago I was working on the BBC's developer portal at developer.bbc.com and I was asked to replace the terrible fake code on the laptop screen in the stock photo. As an easter egg, if you click on the laptop screen then you can change it too.

So, the reason I'm asking is for most of my life I only knew left handed people who put their watch on the right wrist and right handed people who put their watch on their left wrist, and now I'm living with two right handed people who wear watches on their right wrist!

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Which wrist do you wear your watch on and are you left or right handed?

Hi people! Here's a quick survey about your usage of Mastodon. If you have a couple of minutes ahread, that would be great if you answer it to give a little hand to my UX research students: forms.gle/k19mPvtEEDYrD6AW8

(YES, it's a Gform, NO I don't give a sh*t about your hot takes on Google, please go scream them in a pillow instead of pooping in my mentions)

that uk recall on cat foods, heres more of them, open if you buy wilko cat food 

wilko is getting in on this too

if you own any of wilko's dry cat foods, take it back to the store asap

products affected:
- meaty feast rabbit/chicken/veg (950g)
- best salmon & tuna (800g)
- best beef & chicken (800g)
- active health salmon (800g+2kg)
- active health chicken (800g+2kg)
- active health 7+ (800g)
- active health hairball control (800g)
- active health "s.", sku 0470807 (800g)

full poster in image but theres too much to describe. basically, it states theres no evidence these have affected but better safe than sorry. dont feed them to your cat, take the packets back to the store for a full refund. if you need to talk to the customer care team for more info the number is 08000329329

Favorite end to the universe:

when an agender person comes out, should they host a gender repeal party?

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