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Money, help needed 

Due to the ongoing lockdown I haven't been able to work since before Christmas and have been relying on benefits, my partner is disabled and also unable to work

I am currently in rent arrears and my landlord is making vague noises about lawyers and eviction, despite having the promise of all arrears being cleared as soon as HMRC pay me the self employed grant in April.

So if anyone is able to help me chip in to the following amounts to get her off my back that would be incredible

January £790 (with £100 discount she offered on 26th February)
February £890

Soon to be due: March £890

My cashapp is£wolfpurplemoon

My PayPal is available by DM

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Snake - new family member! 

We now have a snek frend in our household and isn't she adorable! She's an Albino Enchi morph Royal Python and about 2 years old. She's settling in to her new home at the moment :awwwblob:

No name yet but we're thinking about it!

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We were listening to Little Mix and my girlfriend said I'm the Little Mx :blobpout:

I'm not even changing the "toot!" button to anything, I'm just changing "someone boosted your toot" to "someone boosted your post" but you listen to how people are talking about it and it's the end of the world

y'all ever think about how Lamarck must be spinning in his grave as epigenetics leads us to the conclusion that his shitty sarcastic joke idea might actually be kinda right, or is that just me

And we're back!
Send me the two songs
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Send me the third last one as well if you're embarrassed by one or both of the others.

How many times have you moved during your life?

It's not 420 it's 204 in the UK so I'm just having a decaf tea, while watching the snooker.

I’m at the NASCAR track

I’m at the vaccine site

I’m at the combination NASCAR track and vaccine site


you do NOT need a "proper" deed poll to change your name. you can do it online for free, just print it off & do all the signing stuff

if ANYONE give you shit, they can not. this is legal & perfectly fine


#namechange #trans #LGBTQIA #change #beingme

there is an art to being agender, or rather a knack. the knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at gender and miss

until the button says 'scream mindlessly into the void' I couldn't care less as it doesn't speak to my experience of mastodon anyway

Not here for losing a unique piece of mastodon history, and I say that as someone who's been here since before the button said toot!

well you've got to respect a platform that listens to its users *presses Toot"

@trwnh I hope @Hbomberguy cancels his patreon contribution as he said he'd support forever if Gargron changed it to toot

@Gargron If you replace publish with toot I will immediately support your patreon for ever

fucked up how bats have really big hands and use them to fly by literally picking up big handfuls of air and putting it underneath them so that they're on top of it (the air).

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