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All of My Electronics Are Low on Power: A Psychological Horror Story by Eve

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*putting a witch hat on my head* I can't wait to learn which Mastodon polycule I'll be sorted into!

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"This book is full of words, just like every other book I've ever read. Completely derivative. Two and a half stars."

there is a 90% chance i'm going to get this job, and the first thing i'm going to do with more money is get more tats

give it up for those unsung REAL heroes of Mastodon -- the dedicated custodial staff that walks around picking up all those discarded genders.

👏 ♻️ 🗑️ 🚹 🚺

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sometimes we gotta have the red velvet pants I want to run on this one.

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Please press the star and repeat buttons on this post to help me get some dopamine. :3

I want to clarify that I don’t know anything about, nor do I give a shit about, the Mastodon vs Pleroma Software Wars. you are not Epically Owning me by saying that your RAM has fewer drivers or whatever shit, because I don’t know and refuse to learn what that means.

i've never googled "sapiosexuals" so i just assume they love fucking maple trees, and im cool with it

this is funny exclusively because you ABSOLUTELY do not have to give men specific instructions to do this

One time my dad broke a toilet seat and then said ‘don’t worry I have another one in my car.’ And reader, he had a spare toilet seat in the car

i've decided to finally make use of the filter function. i never wanna read this bullshit again

people on the fediverse: haha just fooling around with some doodles *posts a work of art worthy of the old masters*

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