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@goat now you just have to make a bot that boosts all your toots with mentioning all your mutuals

I can't even respond to @goat mass dm because the tags are over character limit?!?!

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[ *someone invents an extremely large Roomba* ]

Me, in some kind of onesie shark costume: "Okay I'm ready."

I see marvel is moving in on JK Rowling's turf.

Jealous of cats and small dogs for being able to sit and ride on top of Roombas.

@spookcentral when you think about it, solving the claw puzzles in Skyrim dungeons take some real brainpower

i have like 10 different high-concept indie puzzle games that i played for a weekend, realized i was too dumb for, and never played again

that water just be hittin a lil different when its straight out the tap u know what i mean

i miss gary, the guy who tried to lure me out into the forest for a low-budget foot tickle fetish film