I don't think cars are going to go away over night, or that an end to gas cars alone would magically reverse climate change. However, can we agree that "summer driving season" maybe needs to get tossed in the trash? Give us bus and ticket vouchers if you want to encourage people to travel.

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**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 22, 2022, 18:51

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 22, 2022, 18:51

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I called my clinic to schedule my appointment to see my psych and the person on the phone complemented my name

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**bot with transgender** @changelingbot@disqordia.space · Jun 20, 2022, 15:51

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bot with transgender @changelingbot@disqordia.space

🌸 cancelling my entire gender

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**MetalBand.exe** @metalband_exe@botsin.space · Jun 21, 2022, 02:05

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MetalBand.exe @metalband_exe@botsin.space

Lord of the Burning God

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**Tomato Johnson** · Jun 20, 2022, 21:27

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**Duncan** @balrogboogie@rage.love · Jun 20, 2022, 21:27

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Duncan @balrogboogie@rage.love

I saw an animated version of the Sickos meme and now you have too

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**Tomato Johnson** · Jun 20, 2022, 17:59

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**dilf fortress** @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website · Jun 20, 2022, 17:59

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dilf fortress @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website

Wouldst thou like to Live Más?

**Tomato Johnson** · Jun 18, 2022, 14:03

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**The Whore of Blahbylon** @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · Jun 18, 2022, 14:03

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Allow me to toot my own horn. #caturday

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**Tomato Johnson** · Jun 18, 2022, 14:15

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**Toromino :train:** @foxhkron@cybre.club · Jun 18, 2022, 14:15

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Toromino :train: @foxhkron@cybre.club

People making fun of crypto but not of the rest of the capitalist economy.

**Tomato Johnson** · Jun 18, 2022, 14:53

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**Siem** @human_dude@weirder.earth · Jun 18, 2022, 14:53

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Siem @human_dude@weirder.earth

I haven't seen this in a while, but tiny PSA:

If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't.

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 17:45

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 17:45

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caps angry

I FUCKING HAD TO MAKE THE GIF INTO A PNG AND GET THE BEST IMAGE OF THE GIF I WANTED IT TO BE POSTED AS A GIF BC IT MAKES IT FUNNIER BUT OH FUCKING WELL I GUESS

anyways enjoy loser andrew garfield

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**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 17:40

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 17:40

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🤬

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 17:30

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 17:30

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anyways hi look im tomato johnson

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 17:30

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 17:30

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caps angry

IM TRYING TO UPLOAD MY FREAKING HEADER BUT IT KEEPS SAYING ITS OVER 2MB WHEN I K N O W ITS 1.30MB IM SCREAMING

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 15:42

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 15:42

Jun 17, 2022, 15:42

Tomato Johnson @somatic@deadinsi.de

wait isnt the oof no longer on the modern day minecraft

well, in my mind it stays

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**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 15:41

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 15:41

Jun 17, 2022, 15:41

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this sleep deprived state should be causing me that hit oof minecraft sound but the heart isnt going down its just regaining so its this loop of being hit eternally

hit oof
hit oof
hit oof
hit oof
hit oof

you get the idea

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 15:35

**Tomato Johnson** @somatic@deadinsi.de · Jun 17, 2022, 15:35

Jun 17, 2022, 15:35

Tomato Johnson @somatic@deadinsi.de

shes a really nice lady, really listens to me and is empathetic and tries to understand me by restating my experience in her own words to clarify if she understood me right and i really like that

so i doubt she's gonna be mad at me at all

but what if

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