Hey, love (I'm talking to you specifically)

Any way you could help me out with lunch, today~?

I'd do anything for a pizza; I'd even vote Conservative 😱

venmo.com/somarasu
paypal.me/c4rtwright
cash.me/$somarasu

:teal_sparkling_heart:

(I'm kidding I'd never vote Conservative)

pol 

who started calling fascists "radicals"? how are they radical? wtf

I don't think cars are going to go away over night, or that an end to gas cars alone would magically reverse climate change. However, can we agree that "summer driving season" maybe needs to get tossed in the trash? Give us bus and ticket vouchers if you want to encourage people to travel.

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I called my clinic to schedule my appointment to see my psych and the person on the phone complemented my name :blobcatheart:

I saw an animated version of the Sickos meme and now you have too

People making fun of crypto but not of the rest of the capitalist economy.

I haven't seen this in a while, but tiny PSA:

If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't.

caps angry 

I FUCKING HAD TO MAKE THE GIF INTO A PNG AND GET THE BEST IMAGE OF THE GIF I WANTED IT TO BE POSTED AS A GIF BC IT MAKES IT FUNNIER BUT OH FUCKING WELL I GUESS

anyways enjoy loser andrew garfield

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caps angry 

IM TRYING TO UPLOAD MY FREAKING HEADER BUT IT KEEPS SAYING ITS OVER 2MB WHEN I K N O W ITS 1.30MB IM SCREAMING

wait isnt the oof no longer on the modern day minecraft

well, in my mind it stays

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this sleep deprived state should be causing me that hit oof minecraft sound but the heart isnt going down its just regaining so its this loop of being hit eternally

hit oof
hit oof
hit oof
hit oof
hit oof

you get the idea

shes a really nice lady, really listens to me and is empathetic and tries to understand me by restating my experience in her own words to clarify if she understood me right and i really like that

so i doubt she's gonna be mad at me at all

but what if

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