new job is good but adjusting to it is stressing me out. I'm going to bed earlier than yesterday even

sorry to the person who just liked my old toot about wanting pocket camp friends, but i haven't played it in months and the app is gone from my phone

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bro, i am jsut sitting here
in fleecy jammies
dont bother me

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living with your parents isn't weird or shameful. people all over the world have done it for millennia. the nuclear family is fuckin weird as hell and it only took a couple of decades of that experiment for it to become clear that it's unsustainable. we need to reorganize our minds and our society. people living with their parents is a new norm for many, and we should start acting like it's permanent

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new hair who dis (selfies, some ec, boosts are the digital equivalent of headpats and my hair is super floofy plz pat it)

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im browsing the timeline without a beanie

scandalous

got a real bad headache from staying up late last night... 😞

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warning - extreme ╰(*´︶`*)╯ levels detected

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a ghost is simply a roommate that your landlord can't evict

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settler shit 

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Queer update: I'm adorably and interestingly queer.

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Ugh. I need to get a headlight replaced on the car so I can keep doing Grubhub deliveries at night. If you can help us at all it would be massively appreciated paypal.me/archangelic

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I'm sorry I can't participate in the "what was your favorite _____ of the decade" discussions because I can barely even remember anything that happened a week ago

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Please boost, homelessness (flatmate) 

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can an enby have some money for some weed for sleep and ptsd?

plzkthx. i'm broke all the time and it's not my fault. i hate living like this but i have no choice.

paypal.me/lexiwisteria

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