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asking for money 

i've identified as agender (and nonbinary, genderqueer, autgender) for several years now, but my orientations have been all over the place. at current, i'm proud to be demisexual 💜

half the articles about the amazon strike are also like "did you cross the picket line and pick up an insta-pot? here's tips and tricks for using it!"

Today's gender is the sound of dry leaves crunching underfoot.

genders, selves, nb/genderqueer/trans meta 

Somebody's mad because I won't let him just drink a whole-ass glass of milk

have you or a loved one been affected by sleepy baby disease?

you could be eligible for compensation, call now!


:promoted: Promoted

it is ...... my birthday
i am .... poor
gimme cash
$beansofonline for cash app

the vegan bus is coming / and everybody’s running / they’re here to eat your garden / there’s nothing left to harvest

Me: Soon you need to pick up your toys my dear. That's a very large pile of toys.

Daughter: No.

Me: No?

Daughter: No, soon it's will be time to start a fire.

Me: 😨

writes "oh fuck off" in sharpie on a post-it note and sticks it to my forehead

On The Flowers, On The Flowers, On The Flowers, Sunk In The Flowers.
At A Certain Shrine, 4 Japanese Tree Frogs. Central Part Of CHIBA Prefecture JAPAN, 2019/07/15.

bee pic 

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