💫 raspberry jam! @shinesprites@deadinsi.de

Hello I got some plants on my arm

i've identified as agender (and nonbinary, genderqueer, autgender) for several years now, but my orientations have been all over the place. at current, i'm proud to be demisexual 💜
#PrideMonth

half the articles about the amazon strike are also like "did you cross the picket line and pick up an insta-pot? here's tips and tricks for using it!"

Today's gender is the sound of dry leaves crunching underfoot.

so there's a thing you hear a lot, especially around places like here, that, like,

"you can just BE a girl"

and that's true!

but what you hear somewhat less is that, like,

"you don't gotta be a girl, tho. it's fine."

you can just be YOU! and if what that means is yer a girl, that's rad! but if it doesn't? also rad!

it's actually fine.

Somebody's mad because I won't let him just drink a whole-ass glass of milk

Jesbian (Jean lesbian)

have you or a loved one been affected by sleepy baby disease?

you could be eligible for compensation, call now!

1-800-SLEPY-BBY

Promoted

it is ...... my birthday
i am .... poor
gimme cash
paypal.me/beansofonline
$beansofonline for cash app

The gender of the day is a skeletal nebula.

toast is so talented wow

the vegan bus is coming / and everybody’s running / they’re here to eat your garden / there’s nothing left to harvest

Me: Soon you need to pick up your toys my dear. That's a very large pile of toys.

Daughter: No.

Me: No?

Daughter: No, soon it's will be time to start a fire.

Me: 😨

writes "oh fuck off" in sharpie on a post-it note and sticks it to my forehead

this gazania #florespondence

アジサイの花も、そろそろ終わります。乗る、乗る、乗る、埋没。
On The Flowers, On The Flowers, On The Flowers, Sunk In The Flowers.
At A Certain Shrine, 4 Japanese Tree Frogs. Central Part Of CHIBA Prefecture JAPAN, 2019/07/15.
#frog

i just learned about bombus perplexus, also called the confusing bumblebee, and, it me

(📷: https://royalsaskmuseum.ca/rsm/education/blog/close-encounters-with-a-botfly)