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identity crisis over my bio 

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I'm good at math but the moment you add numbers to the mix it gets a bit hazy

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I'm willing to trade my left kidney for a half hour of Focus™. serious inquiries only

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you know what there's not enough of on this platform? limericks

cranky, caps lock 

maybe we should recognize that thats not a simple ask and will require generations of struggle to accomplish

college (-) 

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college (-) 

college (-) 

I don't believe in these so-called "moving" pictures, it's a trick and I REFUSE to be fooled

The internet is bad because you can't kick people's asses for having bad opinions (something you can do in real life)

Body horror? 

when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are

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