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hmmmm I feel like complaining but I'm not personally offended by anything in my life right now,,, I shall correct this

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identity crisis over my bio 

the only thing I do consistently online is complain tbh but idk if "I have a new midlife crisis every week" is exactly how I'd like to introduce myself

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I'm good at math but the moment you add numbers to the mix it gets a bit hazy

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I'm willing to trade my left kidney for a half hour of Focus™. serious inquiries only

USPol, Race, General Meta? 

I am not looking forward to ppl trying to criticize Harris without being racist about it. It happens & ppl be out here making me want to defend a cop bc ppl can't help but be white thru their analysis

And someone might roll their eyes at this & gone ahead, but if you cant be critical wo being fatphobic, ableist or antiblack then I dont think your analysis is worth it

therapist: you have a tendency to minimise your trauma

me: do not

therapist: you keep calling it 'trim trams'

the trans experience, desisters 

wait no that isn't quite right..

"you hurt my feelings by saying I'm also a bigot for being complacent in the weaponising of my experience against people like you :("

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the trans experience, desisters 

"you hurt my feelings by saying that bigots are weaponising my experience against people like you :("

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the trans experience, desisters 

cannot stop thinking abt this tumblr anon
@OCRbot

Shocking my enemies with my strength by taking off my weighted blanket

sure today is important politically, but let's not forget to celebrate wiggler wednesday too

disabled on main, sui 

"you mean I have to wake up like this every day for the rest of my life?"

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disabled on main, sui 

nothing triggers casual suicidal ideation quite like back pain

If you insist on requiring JavaScript to read text, I insist that you take a screenshot of your website and fax it to me every time you attempt to direct me to it.

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isn't it cool, how, anyone who believes they are a woman is a woman, and anyone who believes they are a lesbian is a lesbian 💖

(me, to my date, as someone in the movie says the name of the movie we're watching) that's the name of the movie

Cool high school athletics coach getting teens into track and field by calling it “the original speedrunning”

i will never not be paranoid about password managers. storing all of your passwords in one place just screams compromisable to me

Don Quixote would have watched nauseating amounts of anime, had it existed in 16th century La Mancha

guy who plans a jailbreak but gets released on good behavior and demands to be let back into the jail so he can break out

work 

I have done almost double my daily average in 6 hours and what am I rewarded with? the same amount of unread emails I had at the start of the day

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work 

noticing a trend of days where I'm Very Productive having almost zero impact on the amount of emails still in my queue at the end of the day.

from what ive gathered, mastodon is a kind of summer camp where the people who get to sleep in the top bunk ("tops") bully the ones who have to sleep in the bottom bunk ("bottoms")

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