[sobbing mathematically] @lemememeringue@deadinsi.de

I am not looking forward to ppl trying to criticize Harris without being racist about it. It happens & ppl be out here making me want to defend a cop bc ppl can't help but be white thru their analysis

And someone might roll their eyes at this & gone ahead, but if you cant be critical wo being fatphobic, ableist or antiblack then I dont think your analysis is worth it

therapist: you have a tendency to minimise your trauma

me: do not

therapist: you keep calling it 'trim trams'

Shocking my enemies with my strength by taking off my weighted blanket

sure today is important politically, but let's not forget to celebrate wiggler wednesday too

If you insist on requiring JavaScript to read text, I insist that you take a screenshot of your website and fax it to me every time you attempt to direct me to it.

(me, to my date, as someone in the movie says the name of the movie we're watching) that's the name of the movie

Cool high school athletics coach getting teens into track and field by calling it “the original speedrunning”

i will never not be paranoid about password managers. storing all of your passwords in one place just screams compromisable to me

Don Quixote would have watched nauseating amounts of anime, had it existed in 16th century La Mancha

guy who plans a jailbreak but gets released on good behavior and demands to be let back into the jail so he can break out