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hmmmm I feel like complaining but I'm not personally offended by anything in my life right now,,, I shall correct this

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identity crisis over my bio 

the only thing I do consistently online is complain tbh but idk if "I have a new midlife crisis every week" is exactly how I'd like to introduce myself

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I'm good at math but the moment you add numbers to the mix it gets a bit hazy

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I'm willing to trade my left kidney for a half hour of Focusβ„’. serious inquiries only

hot take

pirate any game from a company where sales don't directly affect the actual creators' wages

buy any game that directly impacts whether the artists and coders can afford rent

i can FEEL myself becoming a grumpy old man. i can feel it unfolding in my skin,

picking up a thigh high stripey sock off the floor and shaking it admonishing my at my roommate do you wanna get femboys? because this is how you get femboys

Lesbians wearing jeans jackets and holding hands πŸ₯Ί

due to unfortunate circumstances i am looking at a tweet saying punk is 'liberal decadence' because 'setting oneself apart from society' is 'bourgeois' and 'anti-social'

To join my polycule please begin running, you will have a five minute head start.

v important detail: I was my brother's initial exposure to transmasc.

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there comes a time in every enby's life where they say to themselves, "it's time for me to read the Epic of Gilgamesh"

my brother thinks I'm transfem bc his initial exposure to lesbians was a trans woman

stimming? oh you mean my idle animation?

this is from a small online community I'm an admin for but i thought I'd share the sentiment with people here because it's nice.

granted, this is a far more effective teaching method than just a list of procedures but ugggghhhhh I don't caaaarrreeee about how much money investors and executives lost. just tell me I get fired. I know the drill.

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"never use charging cords from unauthorised vendors bc this hacker stole 90k$ in a single day" first of all, that's a nonsense number. second of all, good for them.

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