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I'm good at math but the moment you add numbers to the mix it gets a bit hazy

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I'm willing to trade my left kidney for a half hour of Focusโ„ข. serious inquiries only

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you know what there's not enough of on this platform? limericks

a thing i see people doing sometimes is stereotyping bigots as ugly, unintelligent, etc, and there are two reasons i think we should avoid doing that

1. it splash damages onto people who also fall into those categories. saying โ€˜haha, person X is racist, they probably have a tiny dickโ€™ only works if youโ€™re implying that having a tiny dick is bad, and thatโ€™s body-shaming even if youโ€™re being Woke about it
2. it sets up the contrapositive: if bigoted people are ugly and unintelligent, then smart or attractive people canโ€™t be bigoted. and thatโ€™s obviously false and a dangerous thing to believe.

Happy Feathers Day, the special day we all set aside to celebrate our avian friends and their fine plumage ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค

happy birthday to all the dads out here in the fediverse

Low key regret not getting into emo music in high school but hey now I get to have my angsty teenager phase in my twenties

broke: can superman beat the flash in a race

woke: can the flash beat sonic the hedgehog in a race

Gamers 

dopey lookin selfie, ec 

genders are performative for example, my two favorite genders to perform are Gay Uncle and Oh God What Is That

this isn't a subtoot or a cw meta i literally am begging you to understand that even if you don't need them using things like image descriptions or cw for memeing is literally defeating the purpose of having them; disabled folks need that shit and this is directly impacting their ability to use mastodon

We got โ€œNo access. No peace.โ€ stickers to give away.

If you like some you can send me a private message.

[Box with 3000 stickers saying โ€œNo access. No peace.โ€ With a wheelchair logo where the wheel is an anarchy A.]

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