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hmmmm I feel like complaining but I'm not personally offended by anything in my life right now,,, I shall correct this

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identity crisis over my bio 

the only thing I do consistently online is complain tbh but idk if "I have a new midlife crisis every week" is exactly how I'd like to introduce myself

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I'm good at math but the moment you add numbers to the mix it gets a bit hazy

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I'm willing to trade my left kidney for a half hour of Focus™. serious inquiries only

who wants to hear my favorite math-adjacent joke? it's the one about the angel and the philosophers

personal, the trolley problem 

anyway due to that thought exercise I came to the conclusion that whoever's putting people and horses on trains to die is evil and I would let both creatures die while pursuing the rogue train attendant with a kitchen knife

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personal, the trolley problem 

but in the original terrible scenario, I had no such information and was reprimanded for "overthinking".

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personal, the trolley problem 

we unanimously agreed the youngest bc he would've had the least amount of quantifiable life experiences at that point so it's Only Fair.

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personal, the trolley problem 

I remember crying all thru lunch and then asking my siblings which of us would be spared if we were all on that doomed train.

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personal, the trolley problem 

which is what you get for showing a 9yo animal farm tbh

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personal, the trolley problem 

I don't remember why this was even part of my school lesson, but I was asked if I would save a person or a horse from a train that's about to crash and became deeply confused when "both" was not the right answer. then the situation escalated to saving myself vs the horse (obviously in an attempt to show that human life, My life, is more valued than an animal's) but that did Not make my calculations any easier bc if humans have souls and animals have souls then how can one be more meaningful than the other?

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personal, the trolley problem 

thinking abt that brief moment in my childhood where I was starting to care about creatures around me instead of "being a sociopath" and how my introduction to ethics was so traumatising it set me back a good 5 years or so when I was already delayed by 3.

Cursed mastodev idea 

Read receipts for posts.

i would say that i google search for chuck e cheese slightly more often than the average person

fellas is it gay to have skin? because every square inch of me cries out to be touched and I can't bear it I can't bear it I can't bear it, touch me bro

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you can tell someone information they are sharing is incorrect without being an aggressive asshole.

disabled on main, porphyria 

a fun overly dramatic thing to do is accuse my family of attempted murder for opening curtains

my despicable followers are trying to be funny in my mentions again

does someone have a screenshot of "heres a taste a mere morsel" because i have the first post in that thread but not the others lmao

the fastest way to get me to simultaneously think “yikes” and “nice” that I’ve found so far is checking the weather and seeing that the humidity is at 69%

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