[sobbing mathematically] @lemememeringue@deadinsi.de

I've been calling myself a vampire for so long sometimes I forget other ppl who call themselves that are mostly referring to the aesthetics. anyway hi folks who follow me bc they searched for the phrase vampire

I'm good at math but the moment you add numbers to the mix it gets a bit hazy

I'm willing to trade my left kidney for a half hour of Focus™. serious inquiries only

you know what there's not enough of on this platform? limericks

ik I've said this before but it's so cathartic selectively deleting old posts. I'm rly just cleaning up my media tab but gosh it feels like new life is being breathed into me in a completely non weird manner

the jump isn't too jarring for me, which was smth I was rly worried about so that's good.

switching to the tusky app bc fedilab is now behind a paywall on the app store :/ don't know when that happened bc I hadn't been keeping up with updates. suppose that's why I stopped being able to upload pics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I suppose if I was in her shoes I'd feel that way. parents worry all the time,, it's not unreasonable to have a fear but continue with the plan. I just wish I could pinpoint why /I/ care.

,,, I guess nobody /wants/ to bring a sick child into this already cursed existence but,,, idk I feel weird when my friend says she's worried abt her future offspring possibly having health issues. a bit ironic of me,, since I didn't want to birth kids /specifically/ because of how messed up my own genetics are...

especially for like,, week-long visits. like I've done this every year my whole life and I am always ready to Go after the first 20 minutes

so uhhhh when does visiting relatives become Fun