[sobbing mathematically] @lemememeringue@deadinsi.de

i've seen so many horrified pearl-clutching posts this weekend where someone takes a picture of PEOPLE at a PARK being a DISGRACE where a) all the people at the park appear to be alone or in family/household units, b) are keeping far apart from each other and c) the horrified picture taker is also clearly at the fucking park!

socially anarchist fiscally communist existentially fucked up

@IceWolf So when we were kids, and my mother pregnant for the last time, she asked us all what we hoped it'd be. I said a sister, my younger brother said a brother, and my youngest brother said a giraffe. He said the question was what he hoped for, not what he expected.

I tidied in the garden today and these small green friends are already sprouting 💚🌱
#florespondence

I dyed my hair for the first time and it turned out amazing!! :D I think this is a "forever" kind of change too; as I definitely plan on keeping it up. So exciting! :)

In other news... new to this instance, and back to Masto after a long hiatus. Wishing everyone safety, peace, and happiness during this stressful time. :) -Erika

people used to tell me to "go outside" when I made my bad post's... well who's Going Out Side now huh, smart guy?

but seriously fuck academic journals. they charge you to read the article *and* the researchers to have it fucking published in the first place. even w/o scihub you can literally just email the authors and ask them for a copy, and mostly they'll give you one. it's an utter scam

i think i'll have to ask you to unfollow then :-/

~a haiku~
oh hey, hello, friend
hope your day is going well
and hope it improves

I think you have a lovely imagination.

You're an agreeable shark.

Keep a healthy distance from a dancing stegosaurus!

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Gender: Personality
Male: Lazy

Creating a sourdough starter by dumping a bag of sour patch kids into my flour slurry.

The toddler has started using the words 'maybe' and 'probably'. Time to inoculate her against frequentist interpretation.

Just @ me

KNEE

oh, what? so being gay makes me gay now? pff okay

found some apple blossoms today 🌸💗