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identity crisis over my bio 

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I'm good at math but the moment you add numbers to the mix it gets a bit hazy

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I'm willing to trade my left kidney for a half hour of Focusβ„’. serious inquiries only

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you know what there's not enough of on this platform? limericks

You know how orange juice comes in the varieties of no pulp, some pulp, and lots of pulp? We propose a fourth variety: fuck you, it's just pulp. And that's all it is, a brick of pulp. Fuck you.

today a young lady informed me that she used to carry a live centipede in her pocket to throw at people who were mean to her and i have never respected nor feared another human more ever in my life

Once you start reading about codependency and boundaries you begin to see these problems manifested everywhere.

industry professionals call me "the hobgoblin of little minds"

trying to talk with my irl friends about how dunking on shitty conservative politicians for things they cant control like looks or weight to me is less about proving a political point and more with getting away with making fun of, for example, fat people

i was looking for a reference photo to draw from and found this and have been dying laughing at it

political opinion but i think they should make more soft video games

opinion: scientists are wizards and they need to start fucking acting like it. You don't get to be a scientist any more until your teachers are sure that you will not use your powers for evil.

striking up an email relationship with 69420@gmail.com after I send them a message that just says "whats it like to be the one who got this email address?"

guns, ghetto life 

guns, ghetto life 

the greatest invention of the past century was the technology to turn the spelling of bourgiouseiuoises into simply "bougie"

Hi I'm cute and I pass quite well. Which my brain feels very conflicted about because I never thought I could be a girl for my whole life.

I like it a lot though. A bunch of people are even starting to say I look cis.

Selfie, ec, boosts and compliments++

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