One of my favorite bits of academic paleontological hypothesizing is that thyreophorans (stegosaurs, ankylosaurs, and their kin, the various armored dinosaurs) all had, just, absolutely massive penises, like turtles, to make sure they could mate around all that pointy armor.
Just, Stegosaurus and his monster dong the size of a golf bag, trying to make baby stegos.
There. That's an idea you have now.
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