Reciting to myself the writer's creed, "I'll clean it up in post."

Not so much the wrong gender as the wrong genre, you see.

I just had to drop the d and rearrange a few things.

I'm going to have to be a lot more responsible with my shitposting if my favorite anthology editors keep asking me for full-length versions to publish.

There is nothing quite like seeing evidence that the spelling of your surname on a package was initially the common alternative spelling, subsequently corrected.

Thank you, Etsy seller, for caring enough to fix it. I appreciate it :)

Insult I recommend instead of X ableist word: dingleberry.

It rolls off the tongue like whatever the opposite of a dingleberry is.

[Redacted], it would take a three-act play, several sonnets, and an interpretive dance to convey the sheer depth of how much I do not give a shit about your opinion right now. Shall I begin?

As for me and my house, we say STOP CHANGING THE TIME TWICE A YEAR YOU FECKLESS DINGLEBERRIES THIS IS HELPFUL TO NO ONE AND NOW MY AQUARIUM TIMERS ARE CONFUSED.

The year is 2100. The entire economy is based on scamming the rich to re-acquire enough of what they steal that one can survive. A sentient hologram that looks like Taylor Swift, sounds like Siri, and has the personality and charm of Margaret Thatcher is president of the United States. The police all look and dress like the Wendy's logo. A roving street gang whose members each take as their costume inspiration a different sad character from popular culture--Eeyore, Sobble, the Crying Breakfast Friends--is our only hope for the future.
When the Depression comes, only the Depression Avengers can save us.

masturbation Show more

masturbation Show more

masturbation Show more

masturbation Show more

American politics Show more

Sometimes, "This is not normal" and "This is not who we are" are descriptive, and sometimes they are aspirational.

On the one hand, I'm sad that One Day at a Time is in peril. On the other, it's so intensely, painfully familiar that I can't physically withstand it for more than about 15 minutes at a time and I stopped subjecting myself to it after the first episode.

I do believe I have underestimated how much Jamie Clayton and Ellen Page have made me feel better about my body in the past few weeks.

I don't know which of you needs to hear this, but that notebook has more than three pages in it, and you can write stuff on pages that aren't the first three.

< continues gushing about Sense8 because I've lost control over how perfectly this show fits into what I need from media >

Sense8 Show more

Show more
deadinsi.de

No Nazis. No Fascists. No bigotry. Listen and be excellent to each other.