Waiting for the Black Mirror writers to discover lab-grown meat and write an episode around the idea of celebrity steaks.

Surprised the royals didn't unite their American and British backgrounds by calling the kid Teagan, spelled "Tea-Gun."

The pearlfish has some advice for anxious millennials:

If life gets too scary and overwhelming, you can find safety and comfort in the muscular folds of a sea cucumber's anus, which will shelter you from harm and also provide gonads on which you can feast.

Yep. Being a writer continues to make my ads a fascinating series of non sequiturs.

I have enjoyed assigning this character the line of dialogue, "Fuck, I thought I was straight until just now."

So my nightmares learned how to incorporate shouting recently.

This is a very "Thanks, how do I uninstall it?" sort of revelation.

Alas, I would not be visible for Lesbian Visibility Day, because I had two hours of electrolysis yesterday, which likely cleared out ~all of my remaining facial hair and for which I'll be swollen for the next several days.

"Ticket to Ride Europe sure is great."
"It's weird that they didn't include any rail lines in Ireland. Surely Dublin-Edinburgh would have fit on their map, at least, if you can build trains across the Adriatic Sea."
"Well, you see, the trouble there is, St. Patrick drove all the trains from Ireland."

The moment right after a sneeze has no right to be as good as it is.

Nothing like seeing something totally innocuous like "PANDEMIC PRODUCT WAREHOUSING" as a government tender to review, yup yup.

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Apparently, the fact that I feed my two cats out of repurposed KY Jelly boxes is Peak Lesbian.

It's Ask an Atheist Day, apparently. Let's make it fun and/or interesting.

First taste of spring and my body is all "I WISH TO BE MERCILESSLY RAILED BY THE VERY CONCEPT OF SUMMER, RIGHT FARKING NOW."

That a fungus is not so much an organism as a living, semisolid, occasionally predatory substance is perhaps the single most alien thing that happens on this planet, competing only with volcano lightning and plant genetics.

Altered Carbon was just the kind of racially-diverse sexy cyberpunk mindfuck my routine demanded.

Three-year fishing license: acquired.

Skill with which to use it: We'll get there.

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