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Heyya cuties! I'm moving to my hacker GF @roxxers 's instance, go follow me there!

@jessi

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Hey if you like geometric or creepy/gothic art you should commission @G0rGh0uli3_Arts !!

She did my avatar and a bunch of other cool pieces for me and she's a real sweet bean!! πŸ’œ

Give her a follow!!!

PS: You can see a wider selection of her art on her Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/q5q0f16q

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Heyya cuties! I'm moving to my hacker GF @roxxers 's instance, go follow me there!

@jessi

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me normally: πŸ˜ŠπŸ’œ

me when my hacker gfs message me: πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ€€πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’œπŸ’œβ™₯οΈπŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜:blobcatblush: :blobcatblush: :blobcat_mlem: :blobcat: :blobcatheart: :blobhearttranscat: :blobhearttranscat: :blobcatreach: :blobcatsurprised:

my hacker gfs: valid

@roxxers @lynnesbian

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storytime, workplace silliness, making fun of corporate culture 

So I just had my supervisor pull me into his office to tell me that I can't spin in my chair, and I've been laughing about it all day.

So I work on the factory floor, but a lot of my work has to be done on a computer, so I spend a fair amount of time in an office chair.

Almost none of the hardware I work with have SSDs, and they are running Windows 10, so everything is slow as dirt.

(cont.)

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me normally: πŸ˜ŠπŸ’œ

me when my hacker gfs message me: πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ€€πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’œπŸ’œβ™₯οΈπŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜:blobcatblush: :blobcatblush: :blobcat_mlem: :blobcat: :blobcatheart: :blobhearttranscat: :blobhearttranscat: :blobcatreach: :blobcatsurprised:

my hacker gfs: valid

@roxxers @lynnesbian

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2029: Americans finally become annoyed with not having the metric system.

Democratic president Ernie Sandwich decides to implement reforms, and the Democrats decide to do the decent thing and compromise.

It is on this day that the inch-metre is implemented

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Hey if you like geometric or creepy/gothic art you should commission @G0rGh0uli3_Arts !!

She did my avatar and a bunch of other cool pieces for me and she's a real sweet bean!! πŸ’œ

Give her a follow!!!

PS: You can see a wider selection of her art on her Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/q5q0f16q

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selfies, ec 

no idea wht I'm doing with my hand but hey I'm tired af

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storytime, workplace silliness, making fun of corporate culture 

No, the problem is that I'm spinning around in my office chair while for a minute or two while I'm waiting for a computer to start up because it makes my supervisor look bad.

I sound upset, but I haven't been able to stop laughing about it for hours just because how god damn absurd it is.

It's hilarious. What do these people get payed for?

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storytime, workplace silliness, making fun of corporate culture 

And that is like, a little funny because of how petty it is, but what really gets me is how absurd my supervisor's priorities are.

The problem isn't that the slow piece of shit hardware I'm given to work with, how worthless Win10 is as a platform for embedded appliances, or how the work processes here clearly weren't designed by anyone who has the faintest understanding of software automation.

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storytime, workplace silliness, making fun of corporate culture 

So, to pass the time, I started spinning around in my chair while I was just sitting there waiting for shit to start up. I'm pretty fidgety, so it was a nice way to channel some energy while I'm bored out of my mind waiting.

Well, apparently having a little fun in my chair even though I have absolutely nothing else to do "looks bad" because it *seems* like I'm doing nothing.

(cont.)

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storytime, workplace silliness, making fun of corporate culture 

So I just had my supervisor pull me into his office to tell me that I can't spin in my chair, and I've been laughing about it all day.

So I work on the factory floor, but a lot of my work has to be done on a computer, so I spend a fair amount of time in an office chair.

Almost none of the hardware I work with have SSDs, and they are running Windows 10, so everything is slow as dirt.

(cont.)

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open to torrent a kiss (boost to seed it) 

βœ¨πŸ’•πŸ’‹πŸ’•βœ¨
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