i told Jesus "you've always been with me, but during my darkest days you never boosted any of my posts. why??"
and Jesus looked at me and said "those toots were so fucking bad, son. ain't nobody boosting those."
so i replied to Jesus "you're in luck, great clown is in town performing..."
and Jesus cut me off with "see? you're literally doing it RIGHT NOW. please don't involve me in this!"
powerful wisdom. let us think on this.
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How the dinosaurs REALLY went extinct Show more
None of that Neil deGrasse Tyson nonsense, no.. The real, LOGICAL and more science reason they were wiped out
Dihydrogen Monoxide, or DHMO, is a colorless and odorless chemical that kills or maims thousands each year, primarily through accidental inhalation. It has also been revealed to be a causative agent in many environmental exposure incidents, industrial contaminations, automobile accidents, and property damage. The dollar amount losses caused, and the lives impacted, by the DHMO threat are virtually innumerable.
@lynnesbian actually i use ur ebooks bot code because you're a sweetheart and i love u
@Lumb I used to be anti-forest fires, but then I saw this super hot dragon lady, so hm.
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Not the hill I wanna die on but anime isn't all bad n it makes me uncomfortable when the joke is "all anime is bad and all people who enjoy anime are bad" its just sort of weird. People can like thinks you dislike and still be people...
21 - Non-Binary - They/Them
‘Lil enby here for nerdytimes and to take in the horntposting
No Nazis. No Fascists. No bigotry. Listen and be excellent to each other.