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here's a close up i just took lol i don't think ive worn this shirt in years
@lynnesbian friendly reminder for when you wake up: SQUIMSH
it's much easier than it looks!!
all you have to do is be really gay and say hi to all the cuties
i will demonstrate:
hi cutie 💜
upon receiving such a compliment, the proper course of action is usually to reply by mashing random keys on your keyboard in a flustered manner
additionally, at least 25% of your posts should mention you are gay in some way
follow these few simple rules and you'll be a mastodon pro in no time!