I think we can all agree OS elitism sucks.

Sent from my MacBook Pro.

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Back at work after two weeks away and within an hour there's a significant production issue.

I expected a warm welcome back, but I didn't think that'd mean everything was on fire

reading all those "how to lose weight fast" articles and doing the opposite of what they say

@lynnesbian alright im calling out @roxxers

she said she wanted to be untagged to not get spammed but she's favorited every toot in the thread since then πŸ€”

oh god what gayness have i wrought upon the world

Queer update: I'm candidly and determinedly queer.

Girls... we did it. Video games are finally over.

The reservoir was draining today. It's a magnificent sight. Β·

i just remembered that i had a dream that my stove ran Windows 10

im concerned it may be an omen

@G0rGh0uli3_Arts
it's much easier than it looks!!

all you have to do is be really gay and say hi to all the cuties

i will demonstrate:

hi cutie πŸ’œ

upon receiving such a compliment, the proper course of action is usually to reply by mashing random keys on your keyboard in a flustered manner

additionally, at least 25% of your posts should mention you are gay in some way

follow these few simple rules and you'll be a mastodon pro in no time!

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