i told Jesus "you've always been with me, but during my darkest days you never boosted any of my posts. why??"

and Jesus looked at me and said "those toots were so fucking bad, son. ain't nobody boosting those."

so i replied to Jesus "you're in luck, great clown is in town performing..."

and Jesus cut me off with "see? you're literally doing it RIGHT NOW. please don't involve me in this!"

powerful wisdom. let us think on this.

🙏🏼 👻 🔃 ☠️🤡

computer science?

no thanks

i am a computer occultist

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driving through a rich neighbourhood and screaming ALEXA, ORDER TWENTY LAWN CHAIRS, CONFIRM PURCHASE into all the open windows

Dihydrogen Monoxide, or DHMO, is a colorless and odorless chemical that kills or maims thousands each year, primarily through accidental inhalation. It has also been revealed to be a causative agent in many environmental exposure incidents, industrial contaminations, automobile accidents, and property damage. The dollar amount losses caused, and the lives impacted, by the DHMO threat are virtually innumerable.

new years resolution? having the self-confidence of mario and place my name in front of all activities i do. elle tennis. elle party. elle smash.

Being late for work because you are catching up with people on Mastodon is self care.

@lynnesbian actually i use ur ebooks bot code because you're a sweetheart and i love u

Some people find the idea of feathered dinosaurs funny, but all I can imagine is a 40ft goose chasing me down the street and it's fucking horrifying

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@Lumb I used to be anti-forest fires, but then I saw this super hot dragon lady, so hm.

yeah i use ELECTRON

Easy to use!
Like the web on your desktop!!!
Error: out of memory. program killed

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