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Don't look for healing at the feet of those that broke you.

Plastic phallic-shaped medical devices 

I finally worked up the courage to do it.

Everyone...I defeated #4 in the first try.

🀘

Going to speak before the Senate today about the . See ya soon, Mitch.

Ong I've never had to business attire as a woman before wtfdid send help

Who has two thumbs and gets to go gay it up on Capitol Hill in two weeks? Yeaaaaah!

NOBODY TOLD ME THAT IMPLANTS WOULD BE MORE PAINFUL THAN BOTTOM SURGERYYYYYY

Oh, that's right...I have a mastodon profile 😬

WHY IS THE NEAREST KFC 20 MINUTES AWAY 😭😭😭

Lol I better get that last shot in...I have to go through forced menopause again, yay!

Why did I think moving to bimonthly injections was ever a good idea?

I just want to cry in the corner with a bucket of chicken and scream at passersby.

Death, reconciliation 

I mean, is this too much to ask? Fuck, I hate distances.😭 😭 😭

Ruining your childhood, lewd, selfies, ec, boosts ok 

Death 

Boosting my own post because after the shit the SCOTUS pulled today, we're all still thankful to those that support us and our continued service.

Featuring my girlfriend and I!

Uniform selfie, ec, confused face 

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