I think this has been done before BUT a world where the superhero/villain scene is a kink thing. Traditionally, the hero is the top and "wins", though "gritty" pairs with villain tops are more common these days.

back in the 90s, there were a bunch of antihero types calling themselves switches, but come on

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So much of it happens in abandoned warehouses because of the inevitable consent issues, and pulling off a proper bank robbery scene involves an awful lot of voyeurs

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In addition to the usual "thing to put in holes" sex toys, super kink shops sell all sorts of macguffins to steal from each other, like remotes, self-destruct buttons, "ancient" gems and crystals, serums, and the like

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Villains tend to work out timeshare arrangements because secret lair/sex dungeons are expensive, and there's only so many volcano islands to go around.

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"Good help is so hard to find these days", I sigh loudly so I know my henches who get off on being bumbling can hear

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There's a rise in villain/villain couples, but not a match in hero/hero ones, mostly because nobody's been able to figure out the logistics. Not to be confused with the league of evil/super team construct, which is more of a casual sex and occasional swinging arrangement.

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Modemoiselle can achieve orgasm by monologuing about her giant mind control gun for half an hour. Bratty heroes will escape their trap before this happens.

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this is also the dr. doofenshmirtz/perry the platypus dynamic, though I don't think they know this

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More and more hero/villain couples tend to be monogamous or one hero/many villains these days- Super Friends and Legion of Doom type arrangements are less and less common.

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"monogamous" can still include sidekicks and villainous right hands and henchfolk, of course.

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I almost said "villainous number twos", which means something very different in this community

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Aftercare involves a lot of sitting around the death ray, sharing food and nerding out over all the cool stuff the other one pulled off

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Nursing each other's wounds, of course, and whatever it is you like to do to burn off extra hornt energy.

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Depending on the arrangement and the level of kayfabe the sidekicks and henches like to keep, this might have the extra spicy "fraternizing with the enemy" element

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Is it possible to be wistful for a ridiculously complicated sex lifestyle

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anyways, accepting applications for hero, right hand girl, and henches

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