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Harry Potter film discourse 

People shit on Chamber of secrets so much, but the fact is, it's better than philosopher's stone in basically every way.

joys of customer service, alc 

To be honest, I didn't get enough of a chance to watch. I was too busy serving beer in an inefficient bar with customers yelling at me for talking too long.

@Petra_fied

re: Sportsball, Sportsball shade-throwing. 

It was brought on!

Boom!

85 to 66

But in fairness, Hawthorn was flogging us until that second quarter.

@Petra_fied

baldur's gate posting 

TFW you realise you bought Baldur's gate and stopped playing it but can't remember why, then open up your last save and have your entire party decimated by Kobolds in mere minutes.

"Oh yeah, that's why!"

@Petra_fied

Sportsball, Sportsball shade-throwing. 

Can't wait to be working in the stadium when Brisbane totally SMASHES Hawthorne tonight.

@Petra_fied

Damn.

Have some soup and a good night's sleep.

Dr. Tids prescribes you thus.

@jackie

When you're a classical kid and know that Oboes' name comes from the French "hautbois", and so whenever you see :hotbois: about, you get excited for some double reed action.

Train is packed like a sardine can, the train conductor is clearly bored, there's no 4G signal where I am and I'm probably going to be standing up for another half hour at least.

What the fuck's up with you, Mastodon?

Yeah, like the chilling adventures of Sabrina, it's tonally everywhere.

@oxyhime

My classmates once described a fellow classmate as "good value.

Apparently this is a common expression.

I was not aware of it.

So, from now on, whenever I am talk about our mutual classmate, I described them as "massive clearance sale at Greg's crazy carpet warehouse, with up to 50% on persian rugs, but hurry must end Sunday!"

god awful, americanism 

There's a Daria episode about this sorta shit, I remember.

Must've been pretty common in the nineties in yankee-land.

@Petra_fied

Auspol, how not to handle the result, rant. 

I mean, honestly, I'm just as disappointed as he is, but there's obviously changes that can and probably need to be made.

And denying that fact is not going to make Labor magically win the next election.

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Auspol, how not to handle the result, rant. 

In regards to the election my housemate is convinced, after having a leader that has served for two consecutive terms as leader of the opposition, and after having mutiple attack campaigns levelled against said leader in the lead up to this most recent election, that the labor party shouldn't change their leader because Bill Shorten's a good leader and change is almost never a good thing.

Yes, I share a house with this guy. No, he haven't spoken in 24 hours because of this.

Okay. I permit you the use of one.

Hey, you should also learn the Ondes Martenot, and then just play this.

youtube.com/watch?v=9T-6FpaCln

@citrustwee

Okay, but I have to let you know, they're an absolute bitch to play.

Are you sure you're ready for the responsibility?

@citrustwee

Hey, fun fact, we can blame the Liberals for this one, as always, because it turns out that, in order to suck G.W. Bush's dick just a little more, the lame duck decided that it'd be a great idea to tack another 20 years onto our copyright term as part of a US-Australia free trade agreement.

So thanks, John Howard.

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