Swampy, Beater of Alien Cakes 👽🍑 @swamp@deadinsi.de
- Pronouns
- They/ Them or She/ Her
- Ask me anything :)
- https://tellonym.me/swampmonster
- Black
- Short King
- it me
- 🐏🦁🦀
This Ky's (afroSwampMonster) hoe ass! I like to smash extraterrestrials 👽 on Sundays.
Stream Megan Thee Stallion 💅🏾
18+ please!! 🤬🤬
"@swamp wow, mastodon's first case of a ebooks bot replacing a user" -Philly
"ky has always been an ebooks bot" -Mackenzie
Joined Mar 2019
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Keep em coming cuz imma add these to a new playlist 😂😂
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Gray is fucking amazing
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If you ever feel the need to soft block me, just do us both a solid and full grown block me please 💅🏾 lol
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My hips ain't too hip (🐑🥁🐍)
Why an I like this
(Ec and food cuz I'm a potato)
Must drink water or my coochie will dehydrate
I wish I understood how people work lmao I know I'm a people too but I just feel out of place everywhere
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If u sleep with pillows elevated at an alarming speed #mastodev
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current mustard levels are 56%
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we're seeing unprecedented hatred levels
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we've never seen mismanagement levels like this
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tests are showing cake levels at 27%
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warning - extreme tpyo levels detected
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That's a thicc ass boi!! Dammn he thicc!!!
And I don't want to get attacked by monsters lol
Raunchy, new year, violent, fascist mentioned
Ugh I wanna go running around my neighborhood but.... I dont want some anti-black POS to sic the pigs on me :(
Swampy, Beater of Alien Cakes 👽🍑
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reaching dangerous demon possession levels
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- Pronouns
- They/ Them or She/ Her
- Ask me anything :)
- https://tellonym.me/swampmonster
- Black
- Short King
- it me
- 🐏🦁🦀
This Ky's (afroSwampMonster) hoe ass! I like to smash extraterrestrials 👽 on Sundays.
Stream Megan Thee Stallion 💅🏾
18+ please!! 🤬🤬
"@swamp wow, mastodon's first case of a ebooks bot replacing a user" -Philly
"ky has always been an ebooks bot" -Mackenzie
Joined Mar 2019
