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not 👏 lost 👏 or👏 gone 👏 before 👏

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that water just be hittin a lil different when its straight out the tap u know what i mean

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i miss gary, the guy who tried to lure me out into the forest for a low-budget foot tickle fetish film

*does one very short reading for class* I'm a genius and I never ever have to study ever again

the Umbrella Academy soundtrack was composed by Jeff Russo and I has to google him, terrified that he might be a third Russo brother

earlier i was waving for the bus to stop and the other people waiting waved for him to keep going
so he kept going and I had to wait half an hour for the next bus

I need to get my licence :(

things portable speakers are for: pool parties. chilling with your friends in the park. dancing around the house.

things portable speakers are not for: waiting for the train by yourself in a crowd of other commuters and blasting your music so loud my headphones won't drown it out

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After he slipped a Soundcloud link in our DMs, I'm afraid I'll have to block @laser after all

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reply to this with the most absurd thing that you own. I'll start. this is where I put my dice and I picked him up at a pet store in the aquarium section. t.co/C4V0JAHaZ4

*guy who looks exactly like a young Brad Pitt* Wow I loved Brad Pitt in Troy. Young Brad Pitt in his prime.

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