reply to this with the most absurd thing that you own. I'll start. this is where I put my dice and I picked him up at a pet store in the aquarium section.

foot fetish?? 

so this has been my morning :/

selfie, ec 

hey i apparently look like this jsyk

me: playing Slime Rancher for 6 hours so I can calm down and avoid a breakdown

someone: why have you been playing so long, is everything okay?

me, lying:

found some old photos taken of me in Nepal in December 2015. they're pretty bad

I just got caught in a silent horror as I realised how detailed my phone camera is

updated my phone's OS and now I can't tell what the buttons do

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