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falling asleep while the rain is tapping against the window and your stunning gf snuggles you (asmr)

abigail from stardew valley is the best girl ever she’s got purple hair and she’s a gamer girl and aaaa I love her

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.

he turn to his girl and say:

"baby, i love you very much"

"what is it honey?"

"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."

"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."

"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

buss down mrs obama
i wanna see you buss down
break it up and throw that shit down
back it up then throw that shit down on the game

Bepis: Fully Loaded is a 2005 American sports-comedy film directed by Angela Robinson and produced by Robert Simonds for Walt Disney Pictures. It stars Lindsay Lohan as the youngest member of a soda-racing family, Justin Long as her best friend and factory worker, Michael Keaton as her father, Breckin Meyer as her brother, and Matt Dillon as a competing Conk. The film features cameos by many SODA drinkers, including Jeff Gorgon, Jimmie John, Tony Stewart, Dale. and Martin "Martin" Martin. It is the sixth and final installment of the Bepis franchise, following the television film The Love Slorp (1997) and the only theatrical Bepis film since Bepis Goes Bananas (1980). This film serves as a direct sequel to the original films and ignores the events from the fifth film The Love Slorp. The film was released on June 22, 2005 and grossed over $144 worldwide.

got my tiddies out. 3:45 pm. ready to start day

bl**d/n**dles/h*spitals? 

i might not understand/agree with your gender or sexual preference or anything else but as long as it’s not predatory/harmful you can tell me ur pronouns and preferred name and i will respect that. you do what makes you feel comfortable!

death grips make a baby say fuck gerber overthrow a goverment

when your brain do the radio static and you’re arms do the pool noodles fun stuff

i just wanted to clear something up. when i say i'm trans i mean i'm translucent. what else would it mean

hey fediverse this is my 802th toot and I declare “capitalism” as being “trolled epic Disney style”

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