Shonalika @shonalika@deadinsi.de

This random rooster kept showing up in my yard today, so I set up the most Wile E Coyote-ass trap to get rid of him

beauty is in the eye of the beholder and i be holding my girlfriend!

change your pronouns, change your name, be outrageously queer (in a way that makes your younger self smile), buy that nail varnish, wear that skirt, get that tie, talk to that cat, do that time warp again

reminder that you can try out any & all pronouns whenever you want to, regardless of your gender identity

reject cinematic universes

embrace stories that fucking end

this is exactly how my little sister found out she was allergic to tomatoes. she thought tomatoes were supposed to be mildly spicy for literally her whole life

Hei folks, so I just moved and my new place is looking really barren right now

Does anyone know where I can buy cute lamps and decorations, preferably made by people of colour/queer people? I'm in the UK if that helps

Also if anyone knows a place where you can buy pride flags and such without giving money to rainbow capitalist corporations that would be very much appreciated 😄

two of my bosses called me into an office this morning to "have a word" with me about my attitude and how fast I'm working, I refused to admit any fault until it ended with them both apologising to me. I don't think you lot really get how powerful I am sometimes, doesn't fully come across online

it's messed up that people are shamed on social media, when the reality is we should all feel ashamed in the eyes of our one lord and savior?

turns out you dont have to interact with people who act shitty towards u

I don’t want my kids to grow up soft

Well, I FUCKING DO

I hope my kids don’t have to work at 15, I hope my kids don’t have to be embarrassed by their patched up hand-me-down clothes, I hope my kids are soft and gentle and learn Shakespeare and Latin and write poetry and compose music, and never have to worry about money or healthcare or peace because that…that MEANS WE FUCKING WON

when the queen dies they select an infant to be fed only royal jelly, which causes her to develop differently from her peers, who are feed beans on toast. she then matures in a queen cell, capped with wax, until she is ready to emerge and one of the Buckingham Palace attendants cuts a hole in the wax around her head

Last one for now

This LOOKS like a wasp, but it is mimicry! This is actually a moth friend