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interaction psa 

just a note that my hands are v fuck due to disability and sometimes I’m slow or don’t respond to messages, esp if I get a bunch at once. if I I’ve ignored you for a few days feel free to give me a nudge ~

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ko-fi 

finally set up a Ko-fi for my online projects. so if you feel like chucking money at me you now officially can

ko-fi.com/shonalika

also made a spiffy sorta showreel type thing for it so have a look at that anywho

youtu.be/4DdivhzAOuU

much thank ^^

had a v sleepless night and woke up all achey, too sore to go downstairs but desperately wanting a hot cup of tea. anyway at that exact moment there's a knock on the door and hazel comes in with a hot cup of tea. like an angel

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postrevolutionary movie releases about the PTSD a soldier suffers after killing so many (unnamed) white people in the white genocide

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somebody fricking DREW me and it's ABSURDLY good

art by @iseeclothedppl on birdsite

I think that mask wearing will be easier in winter. nice warm face

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It still makes me super upset seeing people be afraid or downright ashamed for asking for help

It's OK to ask for help
It's OK to need help
It's OK to receive help

especially if it's dependent on your fucking survival.

personally, if it wasn't for the dozens of strangers that helped me over the years, Idk where I would be, even more so now

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the reason villains explain their entire scheme to the heroes right before completing them is that usually, when you're scheming, you shouldn't tell anybody about the scheme until you're pretty sure it's gonna work. but you want to, so badly. you want everyone to know how clever and subtle you are. by the time you have the heroes trapped and you're one step away from victory, the pressure gets to be too much and you just HAVE to explain your plan

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academics and doctors are a group of people that really needs to learn when to shut the fuck up

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the cis should start expressing their gender without gendered terms. as a bit and as an exercise in gender exploration. I think they'd just be a lot more chill if they felt comfortable describing their gender as a hard rock album at sunset after a really sweaty run.

this morning I appear to be working on a script about sex toys and a gay skeleton love song

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"At any time your home may be broken into & burgled by THUGS!

You can prevent this by letting Jeff Bezos himself remotely take hi-res geotagged photos of your pet cat every half hour

PROTECT YOUR HOME AND YOUR FAMILY by letting strangers digitally observe your home & family"

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i think i'll always be amused by the cultural arc of human skeletons from legitimately scary and unpleasant to kinda funny

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going back to the house tomorrow. praying the Aspic is gone

one of the most important things I’ve learned as a songwriter is that you don’t actually have to change the chord progression at any point during the song

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staying at my partners place for a while, ostensibly to see him but really because I’m scared of hazels aspic

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if I had a cat I would probably call it shitwizard or something. you know

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Cishet boys on the internet like "I wanna talk to a female"

Ok. A female what? A female goat? A female asparagus plant? A female USB connector?

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at least I don’t have to worry about the titanic suddenly appearing in my house

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hazel’s new interest in aspic strongly resembles their previous obsession w the titanic; very intense and thoroughly incomprehensible

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