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been getting a lot of follow reqs from ppl with blank avis/bios lately so just a reminder that many ppl w locked accounts don’t accept those (including me)

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interaction psa 

just a note that my hands are v fuck due to disability and sometimes I’m slow or don’t respond to messages, esp if I get a bunch at once. if I I’ve ignored you for a few days feel free to give me a nudge ~

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ko-fi 

finally set up a Ko-fi for my online projects. so if you feel like chucking money at me you now officially can

ko-fi.com/shonalika

also made a spiffy sorta showreel type thing for it so have a look at that anywho

youtu.be/4DdivhzAOuU

much thank ^^

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This random rooster kept showing up in my yard today, so I set up the most Wile E Coyote-ass trap to get rid of him

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beauty is in the eye of the beholder and i be holding my girlfriend!

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change your pronouns, change your name, be outrageously queer (in a way that makes your younger self smile), buy that nail varnish, wear that skirt, get that tie, talk to that cat, do that time warp again

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reminder that you can try out any & all pronouns whenever you want to, regardless of your gender identity

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this is exactly how my little sister found out she was allergic to tomatoes. she thought tomatoes were supposed to be mildly spicy for literally her whole life
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Hei folks, so I just moved and my new place is looking really barren right now

Does anyone know where I can buy cute lamps and decorations, preferably made by people of colour/queer people? I'm in the UK if that helps

Also if anyone knows a place where you can buy pride flags and such without giving money to rainbow capitalist corporations that would be very much appreciated 😄

I'm not even joking either like this isn't a thing I can just shove myself back into and expect to be as good as I was straight away. it'd be like trying to run a marathon after spending a year on the sofa

intellectually I think I KNEW that, but heck its frustrating having to basically relearn everything at a gentle and careful rate when all I wanna do is hammer these songs out

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cleared two months in my schedule for recording but failed to take into account that over the last 1 1/2 years I have completely forgotten how to sing

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two of my bosses called me into an office this morning to "have a word" with me about my attitude and how fast I'm working, I refused to admit any fault until it ended with them both apologising to me. I don't think you lot really get how powerful I am sometimes, doesn't fully come across online

daily reminder that pride is OVER stop being gay

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it's messed up that people are shamed on social media, when the reality is we should all feel ashamed in the eyes of our one lord and savior?

my existing subscriber base/the algorithm is NOT big on this one so far, I guess the topic is a lil too niche. but judging from what ppl have said so far it's a useful series for chronic pain sufferers and I wanna keep it going

so I need extra help to get this series to the people who need it - if you know anyone who might find this video helpful, please send it on!

thanks for all the shares etc so far :blobcatheart:

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turns out you dont have to interact with people who act shitty towards u

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NEW VIDEO: Dealing With Chronic Pain (pt 1)

a video where I talk about what I do when the pain is bad

usual stuff, share about if you find it useful or know someone who will, comments on the video feed the algorithm and all that 💜

youtu.be/48oedUjnQ1Q

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I don’t want my kids to grow up soft

Well, I FUCKING DO

I hope my kids don’t have to work at 15, I hope my kids don’t have to be embarrassed by their patched up hand-me-down clothes, I hope my kids are soft and gentle and learn Shakespeare and Latin and write poetry and compose music, and never have to worry about money or healthcare or peace because that…that MEANS WE FUCKING WON

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when the queen dies they select an infant to be fed only royal jelly, which causes her to develop differently from her peers, who are feed beans on toast. she then matures in a queen cell, capped with wax, until she is ready to emerge and one of the Buckingham Palace attendants cuts a hole in the wax around her head

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I wouldn't actually eat it but you know its the fact that theyre all fleshy and juicy and snappable it's just this constant itch when you're around one you know

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