fiona apple @sara@deadinsi.de

I like mad men because the men act cool and classy and I want to be like them anyway here are my extremely passionate opinions about five guys burgers

if i get cancelled then will you still call me superman

That's me with a paintbrush
That's me punching dry-wall
Losing my deposit

Pitbull, at his new job with a travel agency:
What kind of accomodation do you prefer? Hotel, motel, holiday inn

if she’s your girlfriend why’d she put this bib on me

sorry Brad, I'm too cool to go to the dance with you, I'm headed to the mall to play heroclix

using rose hip oil to oil my hog

@gayalien your wish is my command

when asked by the pope to demonstrate his artistic skill, giotto threw his ass in a perfect circle

On my bday next year, imma ride on a black horse with my titties out

the human brain has a huge ass