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a kiss with a cig is better than none, lmao

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people are scared of this lean mean meme machine

mental health or food, let's see what the jury says

i dont have the mental capacity to just go to work every day throughout the month, but if i take sick days how am i supposed to eat all month

How are we supposed to get up every morning to go to work and then come home and sleep just to do it all over again. why is the world so twisted

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i should really start take a moment to start my clothing line again. i need to make more guinea pig shirtssss

i dont care what people say, if youre eating your cereal/musli/anything with a big spoon you're a fool

i need to shitpost more, getting boosted is legit the only time i get a true dopamine rush anymore

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thank god for restaurants at least almost always having vegan pasta

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smoking 

my punkass is drinking and ready to get drunk before work tomorrow. why do i do this

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mhm, i love waking up to getting scammed by a random company in a way that is impossible to prevent :-)

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If Vladimir Putin was on mastodon, I would say to him: "Not on my watch, mister!"

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