COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What

im glad people are liking this because i love this post a lot and i was worried that no one would get the reference

this is one of my favorite posts of mine but tbf i'd say that more than 60% of this is issac brock being funny and not me

@picklemaddierix I know I've heard this song before but I never knew what he was saying

@picklemaddierix i thought everyone knew who cowboy Dan was, he's kind of a major player, cowboy scene-wise

(it's a very good toot)

@picklemaddierix The reference is just the archetype of cowboys right. Yeah I got it.

@picklemaddierix this is still the best toot on mastodon

i didn't get the reference, i get it now

doesn't matter, either way, best toot

@zoey lmao i thought some people might be just laughing at this because it seemed random. either way i am glad that you enjoyed it!

As a boy, I often wondered if god knew that the people praying in movies or on TV weren't really praying, and were just actors.

i often considered this as well, and pondered the implications of automated requests.

@picklemaddierix maddie this post is top 5 in my favourite posts on this website

@picklemaddierix had to boost this because holy shit is this a classic toot

@picklemaddierix this is the opposite of turban sage. It's so good it makes me mad

@laser laser this might be my favorite compliment that ive ever received on here

@picklemaddierix did u see they recently performed Lonesome Crowded West in its entirety (with the exception of Lounge, which killed me a lil bit)?

@picklemaddierix this is how @Sapphicgiraffic has been explaining the weight of certain users to me

“Aaaahhh Flowless is being supportive 🥺”
“Who is that”
“A Cowboy Dan”

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