i love the sonic the hedgehog naming convention:
Sonic: named in honor of his speed
Eggman: named after his round, egg-like body
Knuckles: named after his large notable knuckles
Amy: Amy is a girl's name (Amy is a Girl)
tails: he has two tails
shadow: dark and cool like a shadow
rouge: BAT with TITS
@lynnesbian Rouge: named after makeup, a thing that girls use (Rouge is a girl)
@picklemaddierix oh yeah true
and also BAT WITH TITS
@kelbesque the brand? it’s very Now, yet not unfamiliar
@mood honestly, I just realized looking at the image that this bat has one hand waving cheerfully while the other one is going right down to her crotch and this just feels like a mood.
@lynnesbian its true she does have tits. also all the world's gems are her's to keep
big cat: he is a big cat
vector the crocodile: his name is vector and he is a crocodile
@picklemaddierix big the cat excuse me my brain is working on 20%
@Tasnyx fuck now i cant stop thinking about what a terrible name "vector the crocodile" is
@picklemaddierix listen, his name is vector, he is a crocodile, what more do you want? he is a good man he works as a private detective completely pro bono and doesnt trust the cops
@picklemaddierix tails: tails is a girls' name (tails is a girl)
@picklemaddierix Eggman is 50% egg.
@picklemaddierix amy should've been named Hammer imo
@Kat thats honestly better!! though i guess she didn't have the hammer in her first appearance
@picklemaddierix all girls have hammers that's just common knowledge
@Kat its ttrue........i do have hammer
@picklemaddierix i also have a hammer
,,, do you wanna see
(note: i do not actually have a hammer)
@picklemaddierix i love this post so much maddie, i do big hooting real life laughs every time i see it again, thank you
@pisschrist aw thank u pisschrist 😊
@picklemaddierix Cream: named afte- *I am taken out by a sniper*
@picklemaddierix Is Dr Robotnik really dead and buried?
@picklemaddierix I don't know if Blaze is poorly named or not... Blaze is a cat with fire powers kitty. 😊
...did they name her that because she's hot? Also a girl? 🤔
@MadestMadness im going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say its the first
@picklemaddierix I could have been far worse, they could have called her "Tits"
@picklemaddierix amy the rose the hedgehog
@picklemaddierix sonic characters entire character designs are weirdly gendered. Like how only girls wear clothes
Relatedly, I love how Tails is the only one with a proper full name (Miles “Tails” Prower, lol) rather than the Grecian “the Species” thing. His name would suggest he’s the weird Marty Stu self-insert character, but after Sonic and Eggman/Robotnik he’s basically the third oldest character in the canon from long before Sonic even had stories to fan fic 🤣
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