considering calling my firstborn child google and always addressing them with "okay google"

@lynnesbian this only works if you also give them complete and total access to all of your devices

@pea
"okay google turn off the hallway lights"
"can't you do it yourself"

@lynnesbian You could always hyphenate it like 'Jean-Michelle' or 'Billie-Jean'.

Just think, when they're at school their friends might feel the need to say "Okay-Google, can you help me with this school project?" 😃

@Ioshu that's even better i'll definitely have to do that

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