I feel like I should update my bio to actually include a description of a human personality but I'm not sure I have one
identity crisis over my bio
I kinda wanna remove my pride flags,, not because I no longer identify with them but because I'm not as wrapped up in queer identity politics as I was when I got here, so there's no need for me to be That Specific with strangers upfront.
identity crisis over my bio
so,, now I'm trying to figure out what /do/ I want to tell strangers upfront and the answer is,, not much? I know folks often list their various minority statuses but?? I don't tend to find that useful when screening for ppl to follow. I don't care who knows that stuff about me but it's not rly pertinent so why would I put that up front?
identity crisis over my bio
things that I have found interesting to me in bios are usually occupations and hobbies, as they tend to be a better indicator of what the person actually posts. with inherent identities like race or disabilities, it's usually smth they mention when relevant but not a focal point,, unless some variant of "activist" is also listed. ,,,unfortunately,, I don't rly post abt my hobbies or work consistently enough to consider them a worthy of knowing upfront.
identity crisis over my bio
the only thing I do consistently online is complain tbh but idk if "I have a new midlife crisis every week" is exactly how I'd like to introduce myself
identity crisis over my bio
@lemememeringue serious question: isn't this exactly why Kids These Days use the word "disaster"
identity crisis over my bio
@fool yeah but what counts as "disaster" is,,, inconsistent. luckily, I have been assured by people from many walks of life that I fit the definition no matter what it is.
identity crisis over my bio
@lemememeringue just call yourself "The Last Shitposter"
identity crisis over my bio
@fool to maintain such a title involves quite a bit of murder, mark
identity crisis over my bio
@lemememeringue that's the beauty of it: you can just lie
identity crisis over my bio
feel like this is good enough. touches on several standard marginalised identities, gives zero practical information, and has a bad joke. perfect.