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i woke up too fucking early but snapchat brought back some stuff i never thought i’d see again so i’m okay with it. lemme try to thread it together

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walking around town in my leather jacket street tough outfit and an exaggerated new york voice:
i love when texans die

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imagine your lewds being on ancestry dot com :/

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6 foot tall voice:
people usually aren’t as scrappy as they think they are. many “scrappy” people have bled between my large hands

my cheek hasn’t ever felt the same and that knot thing is still under there. i feel ripped off. 2018 made smiling feel heavier and it’s left a lasting effect

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If your pizza gets fucked up on the ride home dominos will come and assassinate your mayor.

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jpegmafia leaving clues forrest fenn style to that money he stole from the government

what if like, rich people are just on new game plus mode bro

He requested to wear the condom he died in

==he requested to wear the condom he died in=======

HE REQUESTED to Wear the condom He Died In

the content warning is so popular that it got its own channel, I’m so happy for it :D

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it's called "In-N-Out Burger" because they fuck the patties. That's what gives the burgers the extra kick

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Loving my friends and just assuming they love me back

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WOW computer scientists fed thousands of toots into a NEURAL NETWORK and it got arrested for ECOTERRORISM

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DPRK stands for Donkey “Pretty Ricky” Kong

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