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i woke up too fucking early but snapchat brought back some stuff i never thought i’d see again so i’m okay with it. lemme try to thread it together

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walking around town in my leather jacket street tough outfit and an exaggerated new york voice:
i love when texans die

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6 foot tall voice:
people usually aren’t as scrappy as they think they are. many “scrappy” people have bled between my large hands

face tat george strait posting sly cooper porn on insta and not backing down

Conservative News Anchor wants you to know that you can talk to him at if you spot him in Brookshire Brothers, but that you should get and stay fucked if you go to walmart

sending a couch and blanket back in time to comfort all of my buds who aren’t human yet

cowboy on the range cooking a kraft single on a knife

new kind of guy dropped, did you see him? weak titty guy with huge back muscles. yea, it’s a brand new kind of guy. you heard right

every day i have to heft my good and satisfying dick over my shoulders like Atlas

The cool thing about America is how rich people get caught spending absurd amounts of money doing insanely illegal and immoral things every single year, and yet everyone's always like "Gosh, this country just can't afford something as radical as reparations."

@bryceyoungquist @Slipperywerm @jzs42069 6’ tall people are the most oppressed class on earth I think.

@LuigiEsq @jzs42069 please, we are lonely, and when we touch one of the smallfolk you tend to break like fine china in our massive, craggy hands

6 foot tall voice:
people usually aren’t as scrappy as they think they are. many “scrappy” people have bled between my large hands

@Slipperywerm @jzs42069 @DMX howard stern: now, madam secretary, do you know what a sybian is?
hilary: *laughing* why, yes howie i actually always carry a sybian with me in one of my purses.
HS: really?
HRC: really!
HS: would u ride one for us right now?
hrc: *laughing* i’m just gonna be chilling, riding on the sybian!

I love how liberals do biopics on conservatives to "get them" and fall in love with them by the time they finish the movie.

Damn I wish the awards given by the rich pedophiles who run the world were more diverse along the lines of race and gender 😞

this is the best photo i ever took or will ever take and i will never stop posting it

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