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Everyone’s princess is in another castle, bitch. Let’s get you some fruit.

I sure wish i could do my makeup 

But I mean
Still
I'm pretty ok

when i say i made it out the trenches i mean fosstodon

a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooong skirt (she has two skirts)

Set an alarm for 2 minutes and mindfully bring your attention back to your posts. Whenever you feel your mind wandering to something else, just gently bring yourself back to the posting box. Allow yourself to mindfully contemplate whether or not your post is any good. Have you deleted your account lately? Check in with yourself about whether you are big-leaguing. There's more to life than whatever you have going on offline. Spend a few minutes a day asking about meta. Mute someone. #selfcare

message me at 3am all you're gonna get in reply is a picture of john cena holding a jar of lao gan ma

fun quirks of the Sharp® Carousel® 1200W microwave:

set it to 80 seconds and it counts the heck down via 79. decimal as hell

enter a cooking time and press the power level key to set the power. so far it's unremarkable. if you then use the keypad to enter another time, and set the power, the microwave will perform both programs in sequence, changing the power as specified. the limitations of this are unexplored

rx, mh 

got on moclobemide, a monoamine oxidase inhibitor, for depression. this class of drug is known for having scary interactions, but moclobemide has virtually none of them. over the past 10 years i have tried most available SSRIs, SNRIs, tricyclics, and tetracyclics, so it was time for something new.

its effects were more or less instant. here's hoping they last. it's quite strong at the moment, but subtle, almost un-drug-like.

'harry, you can't mean!', ron breathed gingerly.

'yes, ron', harry said sternly. 'we must do 9/11'

'harry is right', hermione nodded. 'there's no other way'

all three pointed their wands in unison at the world trade centre, and shouted: 'committus ninelevenus!'

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION, USPOL, MY ACTUAL DICK AND BALLS 

Frankly I would like to see even more females in bookstores. Just my too sense

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