penpal sent me teeccino and i'm mad that it is this good
needles Show more
anyone in portland maine know any tattoo artists?
so i was prescribed pills at planned parenthood. can i just call cvs and ask if they're ready or do i have to go?
i want a girlfriend who asks for her pulled teeth at the dentist
My favorite bible quote ♥
food Show more
i'm gonna make some food for some socialist candidates in the city and recipes that are both healthy and very good are welcome cause so far i'm making them a fat filled casserole and blueberry muffins
drugs Show more
i am high and i smell like campfire
sex Show more
everyday i get closer to being fisted
went to a solidarity w Palestine protest today
55% of the goal for Pacha's vet bills have been pooled. TYSM 😭😭😭#mastocats #vetbills #mutualaid https://paypal.me/pools/c/8zCnV3MkJA
my hair looks like shit but i have another bottle of dye and i expected this not to cover everything so i'm still winning
alcohol Show more
bleaching my hair drunker than cooter brown
drunk so drunk
cannot wait to be railed to within an inch of my life, personally
Just got back from a picnic at the beach. It was real nice. I have pictures, but later.
today is a beach day. i made iced tea yesterday, it's been chilling in the fridge. gonna make some tuna bowls. gonna fuck i forgot to make muffins i will be back later.
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