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penpal sent me teeccino and i'm mad that it is this good

needles 

anyone in portland maine know any tattoo artists?

so i was prescribed pills at planned parenthood. can i just call cvs and ask if they're ready or do i have to go?

i want a girlfriend who asks for her pulled teeth at the dentist

Tennessee boosted
Tennessee boosted

food 

i'm gonna make some food for some socialist candidates in the city and recipes that are both healthy and very good are welcome cause so far i'm making them a fat filled casserole and blueberry muffins

drugs 

i am high and i smell like campfire

sex 

everyday i get closer to being fisted

went to a solidarity w Palestine protest today

Tennessee boosted

my hair looks like shit but i have another bottle of dye and i expected this not to cover everything so i'm still winning

alcohol 

bleaching my hair drunker than cooter brown

sex 

cannot wait to be railed to within an inch of my life, personally

Just got back from a picnic at the beach. It was real nice. I have pictures, but later.

food 

today is a beach day. i made iced tea yesterday, it's been chilling in the fridge. gonna make some tuna bowls. gonna fuck i forgot to make muffins i will be back later.

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