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they couldn't give me my teeth because they're considered medical waste once they're ripped out of your head and it's like i grew that, dude, it's mine.

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@gardenhaint they snipped a little bit out of my husband and then told him they have to keep it in a warehouse for like seven years and then they dispose of it and I was like, they are definitely doing necromancy with your parts

@Pixley They regrew you, dude, you're traveling with a circus somewhere in time doing the bidding of a necromancer who wants his soul back from the devil. that's just the plot of johannes cable necromancer books. well, not the first bit

@gardenhaint I have always gotten teeth back after an extraction, they might have even been mine

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