part of my description reads "SEA"

i'm from seattle, you say?

no, i say, i'm from the sea

yesterday at the cat circus the trainer said "cats are interesting to train because they dont work for free, they demand to be paid in treats and even if you pay them they might just do something else instead." anarchist legends

all i wanna do is (mastodon bloop sound) (mastodon bloop sound) (mastodon bloop sound) (mastodon bloop sound)

me, at a spoon dealership: do u have the spoons

sexual assault; rape; fundraiser; pls boost and donate 

It is extremely liberating to not pretend that you know things you don't. It also opens you up to a lot more chances to learn shit. It rules

i feel fine *now* but there's no telling how i'll feel later...

Okay so try to follow me here:
Corn
but
popped

reaching dangerous wizard levels

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melatonin didn't help. i tossed and turned all night and my headache only wore off an hour ago 😓

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