Start investing in those guillotines.
@Lexi as if I wouldn't just lay out a bunch of toilet paper on the floor to sit on instead
Capitalism; implied gross
@Lexi they also give us a ready made excuse "I still had to go, but it started hurting" (especially if someone has ibs)
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