💫 I'e suddenly lost my reading comprehension. I want to take a nap.

joking, food mention? 

💫 Yes I went to the burger place. Yes I took one of the cardboard crowns. Yes I am still wearing it. I'm the king here.

•Jack followed the Mastodon Twitter account a month ago
•The Mastodon hashtags were suppressed after a while (big migration from India)
•Now he announces he wants to make a decentralized version of Twitter without referencing Mastodon

🤔 🤔 :thaenkin:

the lord god is plural, and refusing to acknowledge that is erasure

mickey mouse is my mortal enemy and i will not rest until he has been surrendered to the public domain

The gender today is the smell of coffee and vanilla.

some malaphors I think about:

-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush

🌹 anyways i wish our phone could play the fnaf ar game but alas :') like i'm *sees foxy in the promo screenshots* let me see my boy!!!

transphobia mention 

🌹 i give matpat a chance despite thinking he's obnoxious bc i wanna watch more fnaf vr gameplay nd go figure him nd the tech guy make transphobia jokes halfway thru the playlist lmao : ))))) bye

💫 Also I think people always underestimate how intense our pacing gets when we tell them we count it as execise, haha.

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💫 I made the mistake of pacing at 10pm and now these dogs are all riled up, oops. Oh well, it helps us think and gives us some exercise.

Why can’t I just lie down for the next 40 years

💫 Oh my god, I don't know how to type on a kana keyboard. I can manage on a flick keyboard but the regular kana one is berond me, and using the qwerty keyboard for Japanese won't let me type certain characters... It's frustrating.

🌹 status: just abt ready to fistfight this headache

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