we should make ‘cop’ the new insult, since they’re having so much trouble recruiting.

don’t be a cop, that’s a cop move, etc

if i ever made a pixelfed it would be nothing but pictures of my dog

To befriend me is to accept you will be asked the same questions once every few weeks, and to sometimes have the same conversations every few months. I will excitedly try to tell you something, only for you to remind me I told you three months prior. It is simply how things go.

Steampunk is not a genre, it's an aesthetic. I will not read the replies

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decided to play splatfest, time to be salty

I'm bored out of my mind. I'm not sure if I want to play a few hours of Splatfest or if I want to watch more episodes of Versailles.

"Please state the nature of your Troubles?"
"I accidentally summoned an... evil god.. I think?"
"Swedish furniture catalog or breaking an ancient artifact in your care?"
"No, nothing like that"
"Hm. Reading aloud of an ancestor's journal on a lark? Trying to resurrect a beloved pet or human?"
"No."
"I'm out of guesses; tell me."
"I tried to... download a car."
"Ah, digital demon. Rarer than you'd think. Help will be dispatched shortly."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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@demonicnoble I don't have nice things, but I do have a few random questions waiting for you on your Retrospring if you are ever in the need of a distraction.

I wouldn't mind going back to Habitica. It had a nice ADHD community a few years ago. But now there is Bounty Tasker too, and I don't know how it stacks up to Habitica.

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