Cassidy Dingenskirchen @deing@deadinsi.de
an average score of 69, indicating "generally favorable reviews" according to Metacritic
testimonials:
• "best waffle"
• "The single most levelheaded and reasonable person we know"
• "cursed zoomer"
• "don't know what you're on 90% of the time but i want some"
• "the only person I respect here"
• "THANK YOU CASS I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOUR DELUSIONS OF ENLIGHTENMENT"
don't hesitate to send a follow request, i just like clicking the accept thing. it makes me feel powerful
Joined Apr 2019
Cassidy Dingenskirchen
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On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to recommend Blåhaj to a friend or colleague?
@Dee however among the ones *without* police authority there are some genuinely funny ones like the Office Of Odometer Fraud Investigation, the Steamboat Inspection Service or the Postal Inspection Service. gotta be fun yelling that while chasing someone who didnt pay their stamps
@Dee i still want to make a personality quiz that tells you "which u.s. federal law enforcement agency with police authority are you" but because there's 135 of them according to wikipedia, things are not progreasing as quickly as they could
Cassidy Dingenskirchen
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I’m sorry what were we talking about I was daydreaming about being in a gay relationship with an airship
cant wait for the next generation of astronomers naming the 4km asteroid hurtling towards the planet SOYJACK or some shit like that based on a painfully strained backronym, quietly giggling about how clever that name was right up to split seconds before it impacts
*solemm voice* then i do pronounce you husband and wife guy
doing hot enby shit (reading The Field Guide to Understanding Human Error)
things that work better than you'd expect: the Once In A Lifetime video set to vsauce think music
@ntifuse Zugbeeinflussung.
opening my wikipedia app to see where i left off and now i have to reread half the European Train Control System article because my 3am brain didn't understand anything beyond "mm trains"
birdsite
still wondering what went through the mind of the marketing guy that decided that what looks like a harrowing graphical interpretation of media addiction and context collapse would also make really rad branding for the people perpetrating it
yeah i have... unconventional tastes
*keeps eye contact while spreading pesto on my slice of raisin bread*
@Dee "the earth is a standard spheroid, but, the universe is closed and very small, so it appears that the earth is the inside of a sphere that the sun is inside of, but the world government uses holograms to make it look like the earth is actually a normal spheroid world, which it actually is."
so recently i found out about the worst pastry, the swiss Spitzbueb ("scoundrel")
no mom i swear the thigh highs are thrombosis prevention because of the vaccine
gross
brain sensory input sanitizer, abridged:
1. ignore the problem
2. has ignoring it made the problem go away?
2a. YES: good. continue
2b. NO: throw up
"ignoring the problem until it goes away" is already widespread in computing and it doesn't seem to work. i wonder if giving computers the ability to feel physically sick could improve things
Cassidy Dingenskirchen
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oepsie woepsie! de boat is stukkie wukkie! we sijn heul hard aan t werk om dit te make
mss kan je beter fwietsen owo
Cassidy Dingenskirchen
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yet an unassuming, rambunctious Martian is about to discover the true meaning of perseverance... in the Twilight Zone.
an average score of 69, indicating "generally favorable reviews" according to Metacritic
testimonials:
• "best waffle"
• "The single most levelheaded and reasonable person we know"
• "cursed zoomer"
• "don't know what you're on 90% of the time but i want some"
• "the only person I respect here"
• "THANK YOU CASS I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOUR DELUSIONS OF ENLIGHTENMENT"
don't hesitate to send a follow request, i just like clicking the accept thing. it makes me feel powerful
Joined Apr 2019
