Cassidy Dingenskirchen @deing@deadinsi.de

cant wait for the next generation of astronomers naming the 4km asteroid hurtling towards the planet SOYJACK or some shit like that based on a painfully strained backronym, quietly giggling about how clever that name was right up to split seconds before it impacts

*solemm voice* then i do pronounce you husband and wife guy

doing hot enby shit (reading The Field Guide to Understanding Human Error)

things that work better than you'd expect: the Once In A Lifetime video set to vsauce think music

opening my wikipedia app to see where i left off and now i have to reread half the European Train Control System article because my 3am brain didn't understand anything beyond "mm trains"

still wondering what went through the mind of the marketing guy that decided that what looks like a harrowing graphical interpretation of media addiction and context collapse would also make really rad branding for the people perpetrating it

yeah i have... unconventional tastes
*keeps eye contact while spreading pesto on my slice of raisin bread*

so recently i found out about the worst pastry, the swiss Spitzbueb ("scoundrel")

no mom i swear the thigh highs are thrombosis prevention because of the vaccine

brain sensory input sanitizer, abridged:
1. ignore the problem
2. has ignoring it made the problem go away?
2a. YES: good. continue
2b. NO: throw up

"ignoring the problem until it goes away" is already widespread in computing and it doesn't seem to work. i wonder if giving computers the ability to feel physically sick could improve things

while we're at it, here's the lambda male

throw yourself at gender and miss

*pours emself another whisky* this quite reminds me a lot of orwell's 1498, where a totalitarian population suppresses the opinions of the state