konzept berufskraftfahrer radio mit garantie von mindestens 72h zwischen zwei song wiederholungen
ich halte es nicht mehr aus

flirting joke, read in duke nukem voice for best effect 

DAMN GIRL, ARE YOU AN ACTUARY?

BECAUSE YOU DO LOOK LIKE AN EXCEPTIONALLY BORING PERSON

and today on public transit 

sitting outside, two people with nordic walking sticks and a printout of the deutsche bahn website listing all available connections between two stations. i feel at home

it's called "the blockchain" because i "block" people who talk about it

raube ein reformhaus aus für hildegard von bingeeating

This created some
excitement, but produced no
practical result

unicode should add a proper elipsis character but with ,,, instead of ...

Abolition of
the police, the army and
the bureaucracy

On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to recommend Blåhaj to a friend or colleague?

I’m sorry what were we talking about I was daydreaming about being in a gay relationship with an airship

cant wait for the next generation of astronomers naming the 4km asteroid hurtling towards the planet SOYJACK or some shit like that based on a painfully strained backronym, quietly giggling about how clever that name was right up to split seconds before it impacts

*solemm voice* then i do pronounce you husband and wife guy

doing hot enby shit (reading The Field Guide to Understanding Human Error)

things that work better than you'd expect: the Once In A Lifetime video set to vsauce think music

opening my wikipedia app to see where i left off and now i have to reread half the European Train Control System article because my 3am brain didn't understand anything beyond "mm trains"

birdsite 

still wondering what went through the mind of the marketing guy that decided that what looks like a harrowing graphical interpretation of media addiction and context collapse would also make really rad branding for the people perpetrating it

yeah i have... unconventional tastes
*keeps eye contact while spreading pesto on my slice of raisin bread*

no mom i swear the thigh highs are thrombosis prevention because of the vaccine

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