it's hard to reconcile my desire to be cute with my desire to put absolutely no effort or thought into my appearance

It began with the forging of the Genders. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine genders were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these genders was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another gender was made.

While I haven't watched it to the end yet, I think it's notable that this new Data Analysis series also discusses ethics (by including a half sentence going like "but don't use your charts to mislead people,,, that's bad")

Ad wants to sell me stuff that's "unique and athletic just like you"
Little do they know that that'd not really be a desirable product.

Does a plane landing at an airport hit the ground with terminal velocity?

Usage of the "X considered Y" format for titles of articles without actually useful content considered pretentious

Nothing as good as jogging past the ethics & catholic teachers having what's probably some really dank discourse


Tired: "it-girl" in the roaring twenties
Inspired: they-girl in the twenty-twenties

I don't look forward to the day when I actually understand the reputations of different instances or can understand fediverse drama

I want to live in ignorance in anime corner

that's a shitpost but i'd genuinely love to see the same effort that some people put into Vivec's 36 Lessons put into The Infowars Cinematic Universe.

Bad Idea™ #12: The ultimate illustrated Alex Jones Lore Guide.
Contains a map of cabals, numerous essays on veiled powers and their respective plans, several critical analyses of InfoWars articles and a transcription of big A's most famous rants. Inconsistencies and contradictions in the lore are addressed with utmost accuracy with meticulous, time-stamped lists of differing sources. Comes with one (1) complementary bottle of BrainForce.

*tunes into regular oldie radio station*
*Opening Bars of Carmina Burana start playing*

I can't stop reading the white paper. Honestly how are we supposed to satirize corporate tech bros when they roast themselves so comprehensively with their own ideas like this

If this weren't real it would truly be the Mona Lisa of tech satire

take me home to the paradise city where the chairs are green and the beds are plenty

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