lewd shitpost 

handwashing meme, this place is not a place of honour 

I walk a country road
the only one that I have ever known
know well where it goes
But it takes me home, (and I'm alone)

still cracks me up how the oldest surviving piece of western® literature is an overly long emo poem about a very angry dude avenging his twink bf

Some of y'all need to "Edouard Siddon" some fuckin church pews

anyone: *falls*

me: ah, the classic reverse icarus. you flew too close to the ground

According to quantum, dogs have souls. In accordance with roman catholic dogma, they are therefore capable of and tainted by original sin. In this paper, we shall

Tired: "it-girl" in the roaring twenties
Inspired: they-girl in the twenty-twenties

wdym voice training doesn't allow me to use Power Word Stun in real life. disappointing

amazing work in S&SH with introducing presentyes and ambiguouslylocatedmaybe

Need to explain "asshole behavior" to a tech-bro?
Use the term "social antipattern" instead.

Hunted by Jeff Bezos' all-female crack squad of assassins, the Amazons

I do not understand how it's Thursday evening. I swear a day disappeared this week. I'm legit confused.

How long until Elon Musk launches butt-forward into a US presidential election

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