Oh you’re a real christian? Prove it. Quote 3 episodes of veggie tales.

@cute God Is Bigger Than The Boogie Man, Lord of the Beans, and SheerLuck Holmes.

that is genuinely off the top of my head.

@cute i'm not a christian or anything, i just retained a Lot of Veggietales material in my noggin from being marinated in christianity my entire childhood.

@cute only one i care about is 'i love my lips'

@cute The Song of the Cebu, Yodeling Veterinarian, I Love my Lips, The Hairbrush Song, Barbara Manatee

@cute I am the Englishman who went up a hill, and came down with all the bananas.

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