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asking for money for rent 

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Yo I will be your tradwife if you have enough weed for me

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oh yea? What are you gonna do? Give my ancestors trauma?

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I remember the first time I came out to someone online as a not white person

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when someone puts a curse on you but it does a really minor thing like turn your hair a different color: 

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My Keyboard being driven by the alert bot to do a "roulette" demo sequence upon pressing enter.

Unlike a traffic light I use the entire surface for one color, so I have red mask yellow and yellow mask green.

If you listen closely you can her clicking. That's not my keyboard, that's the relays for the nearby traffic light running this same alert manager visualization on different hardware.

Warning: don't watch the video if you're concerned about seeing strobing light. It's sorta close to the danger zone until I fix the max rate of the firmware. Fortunately, no one can run this demo but me so the risk to my office mates is minimal.

nsfw, philosophy, butthole reference 

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I don't understand people with a lot of cars like you've only got one ass

cheese opinion 

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my *second* favorite part of the live-action dragonball z movie is how Toriyama went from "polite shade" to "fuck this bullshit" over the span of 8 years.

@cute and you're @'ing me so be clear when you speak please

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When comparing a spineless coward and an ICE agent, remember that a spineless coward literally lacks backbone. An ICE agent doesn't have this excuse

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selfie ec 

Regular show more like very good show awesome job

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me at the standup open mic: ladders kinda suck in Minecraft, huh? like it's so easy to take fall damage on them, going up or down. start climbing at slightly the wrong angle and you just *motions* oup! I know this bitch is dead.

*pauses for laughter that doesn't come, moves on*

it's been this way for years and you still have to put a block cage around every ladder or you just *oup!* like, they could add *finger-quotes* "villagers, but with racist implications" in one point fourteen, but they couldn't teach Alex and Steve some basic ladder safety?

*weak chuckle from the more forgiving audience members*

Hm I don’t know how to makeup I blame highschool

makeup (-) 

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