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I have moved to @cute

This account is now dead outside and inside.

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We had 69 packages today for UPS and I'm the only one who said "nice" I fucking hate this place

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When i put out a horrible toot and my mentions are getting filled

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I have moved to @cute

This account is now dead outside and inside.

I love the + feature for emails. If you don't know, you can have multiple accounts tied to one email address if you do something like johndoe+words@email.com.

The email will be sent to johndoe@email.com because reasons

Broke: signing up on the same instance via an open sign up option
Woke: sign up by sending myself an invite

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when strangers are gay to each other online it's the most beautiful thing.

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re: White progressiveness vs actual progressiveness Show more

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cant believe the straights made me throw a molotov into a cop car

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don't call it a punk house if there isnt a ratio of one crew change per two people at a bare minimum

Working from the bathroom. Did I get those assignments done? I got 1 and 2 here buddy.

Injesting an entire chicken alive so I can pretend im a vegan when I dutifully puke it back out and apologize

Using acme as a baseline for work safety regulations

Drowning my sorrow in metaphors and a giant bottle of alcohol brand alcohol

Ignoring a giant gash in my body and calling it self care

Don't call it punk house if it isn't in Punklind, Punksville

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Give me a76 line where he's just unambiguously gay some "Yes homo" or "gay force one" or "more like, power bottom"

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@bridge
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(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run (I can't wake up)
Before I come undone (save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
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All this on my first album, Cognitive Behavioral Therapy for the Elder Gods

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I'm going to invent a subgenre of metal that focuses on introspection. It's called depthmetal

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