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Did you hear about the guy who hammered a long, frozen turd so that it stuck out of the ground?

He made a shitpost.

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My moms birthday(9/11) 

I hope my mom enjoys this birthday wish.

*Joker steals clothing from passerby in the middle of winter* "You wanna know how I got this SCAR...F?"

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*Joker pulls out cable out of old TV* "You wanna know how I got this SCAR....T?"

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*Joker pulls out assault rifle* "You wanna know how I got this SCAR?"

When you think about it, Battlefield 5 is like Battlefield 16.

No, really. There's been 16 releases in that series now.

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Fuck South Park for normalizing anti-Semitism and Nazi apologia, among many other things.

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Imagine smoking weed with Joe Rogan and Elon Musk, the most boring middle aged libertarians in the world

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Guys, I know I have fun on this account, but I'm very seriously facing not being able to afford food. I have about £20-25 in my bank account and I don't get money from loans until October. As always, commissions are open, and anything is appreciated. Don't feel obligated if it's an inconvenience to you, though.

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gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

"Hey, can you please argue against your own interests on our behalf? We'll exploit you some more kthx"
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