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re: storytime, workplace silliness, making fun of corporate culture 

@Irina@fedi.lynnesbian.space ummm, excuse me? you're really cute??!!!?

what teh HeCk

re: storytime, workplace silliness, making fun of corporate culture 

@Irina@fedi.lynnesbian.space need some water cause that take is HOT (like u) πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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@J J deserves better than boring farmers

(also tell me about it fuck Midwestern US)

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storytime, workplace silliness, making fun of corporate culture 

No, the problem is that I'm spinning around in my office chair while for a minute or two while I'm waiting for a computer to start up because it makes my supervisor look bad.

I sound upset, but I haven't been able to stop laughing about it for hours just because how god damn absurd it is.

It's hilarious. What do these people get payed for?

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And that is like, a little funny because of how petty it is, but what really gets me is how absurd my supervisor's priorities are.

The problem isn't that the slow piece of shit hardware I'm given to work with, how worthless Win10 is as a platform for embedded appliances, or how the work processes here clearly weren't designed by anyone who has the faintest understanding of software automation.

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So, to pass the time, I started spinning around in my chair while I was just sitting there waiting for shit to start up. I'm pretty fidgety, so it was a nice way to channel some energy while I'm bored out of my mind waiting.

Well, apparently having a little fun in my chair even though I have absolutely nothing else to do "looks bad" because it *seems* like I'm doing nothing.

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So I just had my supervisor pull me into his office to tell me that I can't spin in my chair, and I've been laughing about it all day.

So I work on the factory floor, but a lot of my work has to be done on a computer, so I spend a fair amount of time in an office chair.

Almost none of the hardware I work with have SSDs, and they are running Windows 10, so everything is slow as dirt.

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open to torrent a kiss (boost to seed it) 

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picture of a very smol kitten in my hand 

@alice aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

lewd! 

@laurie aww, you're too kind, really.

Cum on in hehehe

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lewd! 

@laurie oh really?

gosh that'd be so nice of you!

lewd! 

@laurie oh you know...

just sittin here...

without a hot girl inside me

a shame, really :blobcat:

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