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Heyya cuties! I'm moving to my hacker GF @roxxers 's instance, go follow me there!

@jessi

Jessi boosted

me normally: πŸ˜ŠπŸ’œ

me when my hacker gfs message me: πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ€€πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’œπŸ’œβ™₯οΈπŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜:blobcatblush: :blobcatblush: :blobcat_mlem: :blobcat: :blobcatheart: :blobhearttranscat: :blobhearttranscat: :blobcatreach: :blobcatsurprised:

my hacker gfs: valid

@roxxers @lynnesbian

quick selfie to show off my bow (ec) 

@alice *begins notetaking furiously*

Jessi boosted

storytime, workplace silliness, making fun of corporate culture 

So I just had my supervisor pull me into his office to tell me that I can't spin in my chair, and I've been laughing about it all day.

So I work on the factory floor, but a lot of my work has to be done on a computer, so I spend a fair amount of time in an office chair.

Almost none of the hardware I work with have SSDs, and they are running Windows 10, so everything is slow as dirt.

(cont.)

quick selfie to show off my bow (ec) 

@alice I'M GUNNA WEAR THE SHIT OUTTA BOWS

i just need to figure them out... such advance technology is currently outside my grasp...

quick selfie to show off my bow (ec) 

@alice awwww that's so sweet!

ahhhhh this selfie is so goals for me u have no idea

Jessi boosted

me normally: πŸ˜ŠπŸ’œ

me when my hacker gfs message me: πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ€€πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’œπŸ’œβ™₯οΈπŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜:blobcatblush: :blobcatblush: :blobcat_mlem: :blobcat: :blobcatheart: :blobhearttranscat: :blobhearttranscat: :blobcatreach: :blobcatsurprised:

my hacker gfs: valid

@roxxers @lynnesbian

Jessi boosted

2029: Americans finally become annoyed with not having the metric system.

Democratic president Ernie Sandwich decides to implement reforms, and the Democrats decide to do the decent thing and compromise.

It is on this day that the inch-metre is implemented

quick selfie to show off my bow (ec) 

@alice oh my GOD this is literally the CUTEST ribbons and bows are like my BIGGEST WEAKNESS u have literally DESTROYED ME with how heckin cute this is please don't EVER STOP BEING UR CUTE SELF πŸ’œ

Jessi boosted
Jessi boosted

Hey if you like geometric or creepy/gothic art you should commission @G0rGh0uli3_Arts !!

She did my avatar and a bunch of other cool pieces for me and she's a real sweet bean!! πŸ’œ

Give her a follow!!!

PS: You can see a wider selection of her art on her Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/q5q0f16q

selfies, ec 

@roxxers

i back ur motion uwu

selfies, ec 

@deidara i giving ur hand a snuggl

it cute

Jessi boosted

selfies, ec 

no idea wht I'm doing with my hand but hey I'm tired af

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