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Here’s a rainbow six video I made called Flamboyant for life

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i promise this is the last time i'll flagrantly ask people nicely to buy things (this is a lie i will continue to ask nicely for people to buy me things)
i need lube and a coffee maker
pls only buy if ur a billionaire
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K done. Completely abandoning this account. Follow me @bridge

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DID YOU KNOW GAMING?:

The lightning mechanic in breath of the wild is based on the historical fact that knights outside of their lord's castle would strip off their platemail and drop their weapons whenever there was a hint of a storm

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Guys used to "joke" with me that drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes would make me a girl and guess what bitches, I'm 1000% happier with myself and you is still a sad sack of shit.

might fuck around and change accounts but stay on the same instance

It’s nice to know I’m at least sort of okay at quake tdm

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skinny white boys with full sleeves always be pointing at the people next to them in photos and looking confused

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My girl looks like she's gotten into a spirited conversation about how Rommel was "one of the good Nazis"

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@holypuppy @lunch i already know how this ends.. it only ends one way..

Talk all you want about Louise from Bobs Burgers but she just organized a labor strike due to unfair and hazardous work conditions

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whenever someone says "df" as short for Dwarf Fortress, i immediately read it as "dwarf friend"

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hey sorry if this sounds creepy but i think your teeth would taste like lego candy and id like to bite them all off by the roots and chew them up. i think u would look good without teeth, like a cute little body modification so it would be ok. Again sorry if this sounds creepy.

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loveing my Democratic senator of Missouri talking about raising the minimum wage, then immediately pivoting to courting Trump voters by saying she voted to give him $25 billion fucking dollars for his racism wall

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New pic is (about to be) up for Patrons on Early Access, everyone else will be able to view tomorrow at 6:30pm EST

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Serenity Laboratories

Generalistic. Moderated. Anti-fascist. LGBT-friendly. Stable.