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Anyone know of a project needing a voice actor or narrator? I have a fairly deep south-west england voice that's looking for some exposure. Will do it for free if it's a small or non-profit project, charges if it's for an established company or project. Voice samples available on request.

Boosts appreciated, get me out there!

One idea I've been meaning to pitch Eugen for mastodon is the idea of "gamer credits."

The basic principle of "gamer credits" is to create a digital scoring system based on each user's ability to demonstrate that they are indeed a "true gamer." This score would be based on things such as knowledge of gaming history, as well as gaming prowess.

The main idea is this: whenever any mastodon user gains even a single unit of gamer credit, they would be fucking banned forever. #mastodev

Making a portable solo wargame. All the pieces are magnetised so I can have it propped up against the wall and just play like a turn or two and come back to it. The board is an A2? Whiteboard I got from a friend who was getting rid of it.

So is going away, anyone got recommendations for good instances with open regs to join?

Well I need to sleep for work in the morning but just encountered the first Wretch in Dark Souls 3 looming in a dark corner and now I will never sleep again...

I am ill in bed and would like some sympathy please

~ Extremely capitalist voice ~

You can't afford your medication? Have you considered,,, voting with your dollars?

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And the beauty of 6mm is the two entire armies cost less than £20 and fit in a chocolates tin.
Pleasingly I've magnetised all the bases so they don't slide around in the metal tin and get all banged up, I dont know how I ever did warhammer as a teen from either a price or bulk perspective...

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Statting up some armies for an impetus game tomorrow
Persians: 17 units made up of a variety of infantry, cavalrty, archers, chariots and even a unit of elephants.

Scythians: Just 11 units of horse archers and 3 units of heavy horse archers.

I dont know if its historical but Scythians are my kinda army list: simple!

broke: street art is vandalism
woke: advertising is vandalism

I havent done any drawing for well over a month and I've been putting off writing for over a week. But I've sure done a lot of whining on the internet in the meantime.

kinda sub-toot, not towards anyone I follow 

Its a really reactionary position when a dev is producing something in their free time to start aggressively trying to buy their time to work on parts of the app that you want. Even if those features are pretty essential, aggressively trying to get them to prioritise working on the app over their relationships and life by trying to throw money at them is what companies do and is really disgusting.

Charity shops stop putting stickers that leave horrible tacky residue on everything please and thank you

I'm always amazed how being sleep deprived and tipsy feel very similar at times but have vastly different effects.
E.g. drinking makes me better at dark souls because i relax which evens out the occasional coordination error whereas being tired i have the same sort of coordination but I'm wound so tight I cant cope with even the slightest mistake

Ugh stop systematically lumping together enbies and girls

I'm masc you would reject me and call me a man so don't say "enbies and girls"

Im on night shifts at work so no selfies for (scrubs aren't flattering anyway) but I am bi and my partner is newly aware that she is too. Yay!

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