Hey, so...if anybody local suddenly finds themselves with an urgent need to go camping in another state friendly towards camping, I know some good spots up in Colorado that I'll happily take you to, be supportive and never talk about that camping trip to any one ever.

really, i need to leave the united states asap. i can do service desk, remote server maintenance, hell i’ll scrub log files. can anyone help me?

boosts greatly appreciated

Sorta lewd joke, though more cringe/gross 

So I get it, I'm not supposed to announce my intention to do crimes on here, but, I do plan to boof cocaine with Brett Kavanaugh (no homo) at the frat house after we do some cool treason stuff and I just wanted you guys to know that he said you're not allowed to watch.

Do not announce your intent to commit crimes on fedi

Do not announce your intent to commit crimes on birbsite

Do not announce your intent to commit crimes on Reddit

Do not announce your intent to commit crimes, full stop

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im so happy that the dems are making sure the fascist american colonial plantation project bans juuls to protect our health

holy fuck, democrats in the usa (nitter link) 

giving the “kneeling with kente cloth” moment a run for its money.


uspol, privacy, cops, doctors, roe v. wade 


Roe v. Wade is just the target of opportunity - the current PTBs have a long list of things they want to destroy. One of the biggest is privacy for anyone they disagree with. With that in mind:

It's illegal to lie to cops. If in doubt, STFU. Restricting yourself to "I decline." and "Not without a lawyer." is safer than speaking freely.
Cops can lie to you for any reason or no reason at all, with impunity.
Anything you say to a medical professional is now fair game for any LEO who wants it.
Long term, don't expect any legal protection of your privacy except in cases where it doesn't matter. Technology can help protect privacy; start learning now if you haven't already.

privacy / gossip 

I don't trust apps at all with my data. Still, the biggest threat is likely gossip. If you are trusted with knowledge, then tell someone, then they tell someone, suddenly your friend is getting arrested.

Keep your mouth shut. It's not your information to share.

Its wild that there’s a multibillion-dollar politics/elections industry focused on federal, state and local elections and then 6 unelected lunatics get to just issue edicts repealing the entire 20th century.

Destroy them.

Ruin their lives.

It’s the only way you’ll be able to defend your human rights from the people hell bent on taking them away from you, if not your actual life.

No more “reaching across the aisle.” No more “hear them out.”

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period tracking existed before apps and it will exist after apps: pen and paper on a calendar, a nonobtrusive mark in your journal, it's just as convenient and it's a lot safer. a sticky note at your bedside with a date on it (the date you started is all you need)

uspol, fascists 

roe, lawerence, griswold and obergefell are all about the same thing: state control over who gets to carry their genetics into the future. this is eugenics no matter what they call it to cover it up. it is fascism in the truest most definitional sense. it is malthusianism. it is their response to global warming. the components of their agenda were not constructed in isolation from one another and they executed this plan over decades. they are not incompetent or impotent and never have been. im not referring to republicans. democrats are their allies in this plan and they execute it together. they are the imperial class and their end goal is total and absolute power.

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