One day I will be cute enough to fluster the guys and the lesbians
Mark my words
Selfie, ec, boosts and compliments++
The implication here being that there are 2 genders: guys and lesbians
@2015_05_09 I'M FLUSTERED
@2015_05_09 *swoon* 💖 ✨
@2015_05_09 already cute enough to fluster me. 😉
@2015_05_09 Well, that day is today. You reach your goal basically every time you post a selfie.
@2015_05_09 I think that day is today!
@2015_05_09 flustered lesbian reporting as requested
@mordremoth not yet!! i'm not cute enough!!!
@2015_05_09 You're at least twice as cute as you need to fluster me!
@2015_05_09 I remember seeing your selfies a while back and thinking "Wow, she's cute!"
and then seeing them more recently and discovering "Oh she's trans! And still really cute!"
And then I read your gender diary and find out you've not even been out a year yet and you're already so damn cute!
In summary: ahhhh you're cute.
@diffractie aaaa oh my gosh
And you didn't realize I was trans??
@2015_05_09 I honestly did not.
@2015_05_09 fluster levels are rising over here
@2015_05_09 You’ve been flustering me for a while now
@2015_05_09 you are absolutely cute enough to fluster the lesbians
@2015_05_09 that day... is... uh
[counts on fingers]
do I need to carry the one
[pulls out notepad and scribbles furiously]
...all of them?
You're too nice
@2015_05_09 I am approx 79% flustered.
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